What tha fcuk can i do tonight, for free...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BBear, Aug 20, 2005.

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  1. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    No money, no lift, no public transport but a scotsman and vodka. What else is there to do aside from getting slightly merry...
  2. J_D

    J_D LE

    Have a w@nk over Dizzy_Blonde?
  3. Drink Vodka, and go down town.
  4. How's he gonna get there with no transport, specially after the vodka.

    Get pissed and have an evening in with some filth.
  5. J_D

    J_D LE

    Look in the back on The Sun and call one of those old dirty man numbers!
  6. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    Sounds like a plan... esp the dodgy numbers! Cheers!

    But I'm still struggling to come up with any genius ideas... Anything aside from microwaving cd's!
  7. Well, I managed to melt my ID card today by leaving it in a vehicle. That didn't amuse me. I say absorb the vodka through your eyeballs
  8. I still want to know what you're going to do with the Scotsman.
    On second thought, I'll pass.
    Invite friends round and tell them to bring lots of booze/porn/mongs; the evening will be over quicker than you can imagine.

  9. J_D

    J_D LE

    Rob the Bank of Scotland for "sh1ts and giggles"
  10. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    He's making sushi as we speak!

    Well, at the moment we're trying to sort out a bit of a boozer...but in tents...in the woods... but the vodka daemons might be influencing me
  11. Phone up all your friends and tell them you got five numbers on the lottery. As a result you are throwing a totally spontaneous party with some top grub (etc) and they should bring a bottle and get round ASAP.

    When they get there tell them that your lottery ticket was stolen (you might need to headbutt the bathroom mirror to get the desired effect) and you are now broke and dejected.

    Accept your friend's offer of renting DVDs, dialling in a curry, and going to the bottle shop to cheer you up and revel in the success of your cunning plan which cost you no more than a dozen telephone calls.

    If you have no friends then smash up your piggy bank, enough for a fresh copy of Razzle, and spend the evening wnaking furiously, drinking neat vodka and howling at the moon. Trust me, it's very satisfying.

  12. hmm download porn and drink vodka
  13. Welcome to my world. Drink vodka & annoy people on here!
  14. set vodka alight,
    lick hand,
    put hand over flaming vod,
    Glass should stick to hand with vacume created
    break vacume seal and inhale the fumes
    Down vodka in one

    Repeat until no more Vodka is left

    You will be on a one way ticket to the moon

  15. Vodka throught the mucus membranes: it's for winners :D

    Soak a handful of cotton wool in the vodka, roll back your foreskin and then attach the wool to the underside of the glans with lots of black nasty, lie back, and enjoy... 8)