What STILLhaving a bad day,No More, PLEASE

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by black_taxi, Aug 4, 2004.

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  1. STILL think you're having a bad day?


    Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
    pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly




    The two protesters were TRAMPLED TO DEATH

    What?! STILL having a bad day??


    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
    bomb.

    It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
    bomb,

    he opened it and was blown to bits



    There now, feeling better?

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