What size?

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A guy goes into Tesco's to buy condoms.

    "What size?" asks the assistant.

    "Crikey, I don't know."

    "Go see Sophie in aisle 4."

    He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
    crotch and yells, "Medium!"

    The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
    leaves quickly.

    Another guy comes in to buy condoms and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.

    Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays and leaves.

    A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

    "What size?"

    The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
    know what size."

    The assistant sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.

    She grabs him and yells "Cleaner required in aisle 4!"