What should we be stockpiling?

shotgun rounds to get rid of all the screaming panicky chavs.
as they protest over leaving/not leaving/finding god/universal credit
 
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wouldn't worry about French wine, was there last week , it's too expensive for what your are getting, once you could get a palatable bottle of red plonk for about 2€... same stuff this trip was about 4€, almost 4 squid , you'd be just as well not bothering with the shite stuff and spend the extra quid in the supermarket for a bottle of McGuigans or Hardies if on offer, and you'll enjoy it more

I always bring back a moderately (for me) expensive bottle , and there is a bottle of Chateau neuf in the cupboard downstairs , for Doris' birthday in three weeks............ it will probably be crap as well
I rarely buy Eurowines these days, as the stuff from elsewhere is better/cheaper & more interesting, especially from the small vineyards who do their own bottling.
 
I'm more worried about creeping censorship, we should be stockpiling adult magazines as sooner or later they're going to cotton on that anyone can use a VPN and get round their silly censorship

Stockpiling adult mags, you know it makes sense

Brexit will be a storm in a teacup compared to losing access to porn
Ha! Why do you think HMG chose 29 March as Brexit date? To divert attention from the outrageous Digital Economy Act or whatever it is called.

Do not forget the laminator or a stockpile of fablon...

I should be OK - I live next door to Sutton, the supposed porn capital of the UK. Puts a new perspective on using the Gibson Road multi-storey car park when you know it has allegedly been the set for several romantic cinematic offerings...
 
Ha! Why do you think HMG chose 29 March as Brexit date? To divert attention from the outrageous Digital Economy Act or whatever it is called.

Do not forget the laminator or a stockpile of fablon...

I should be OK - I live next door to Sutton, the supposed porn capital of the UK. Puts a new perspective on using the Gibson Road multi-storey car park when you know it has allegedly been the set for several romantic cinematic offerings...
Probably the same people that made several grumble flicks in an upstairs room over the Waddon Arms in Croydon. Very good productions too, with no silly back story or acting, just shagging.

I knew it was the Waddon Arms because in several scenes you can see out of the window to the row of quite distinctive shops opposite. For a back street boozer, the Waddon can be rather busy at times...
 
Probably the same people that made several grumble flicks in an upstairs room over the Waddon Arms in Croydon. Very good productions too, with no silly back story or acting, just shagging.

I knew it was the Waddon Arms because in several scenes you can see out of the window to the row of quite distinctive shops opposite. For a back street boozer, the Waddon can be rather busy at times...
Do you mean the Waddon Hotel, or the Wandle Arms?..... Not that I fancy visiting either, asking for a friend like....
 
Brains....but as can be seen, in very short supply and difficult to find these days...

edited to add I don't mean the faggots.....God, I'd probably be ROPed on Facefuck for 6 months for that....
 
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Bad news, bumped into a mates son who's home from London. He works for a consumer goods multinational, really high powered.

His job as a forecaster is to make sure there's enough stuff where it's needed.
Got him a pint and had him laughing about brexit. And no they aren't stockpiling. Heinz has been on the phone offering deals. Others have been on looking to see how they can increase their orders. Especially Americans.

What about the shops, 'Warehouses are half empty, you'd think they would be buying stuff now, while it's cheap, so they can make a massive mark up when it's needed'

They aren't.
'Don't worry uncle skid, if that changes. Dad will ring you'.
 
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