What should I tell them about Lairdx?

What should I say Lairdx is like?

  • Tell the truth and upset them all

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  • Make something up and upset them all

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#1
Regular viewers will be up-to-speed with events in The Union of United republic wher Lairdx has become the UN Delegate despite a frisson of animus from the natives who are revolting.

I have just received the telegram below and need the help of the backbench MAPs to decide what to tell them.

from The Democratic Republic of United community

to The Armed Republic of Abacania

I can't believe what I am hearing.

United Democratic stuck up for Larixland today, despite the fact UD dosen't even like Larixland.

No wonder some country will get offended after a while.

Do you know Lairxland in real life? What is he like.
I refer to the final line - please let me know what to do by voting in the poll above.
 
#2
Abacus

Presumably you DON'T actually know him in real life - only through ARRSE?

So it would not be a lie if you said you don't know him or don't know him very well but know that he is someone who has strong opinions on some things but will listen to a reasoned argument. Since they don't seem capable of making one :) you're home and dry there.

And Laird - perhaps you could take things a bit easy to start with and work your way in - no more declarations of war against France - it'll just get you all booted!

Scary
 
#3
The make something up vote wins it so here's my reply:

He comes across as really nice guy actually. And his wife looks gorgeous although I haven't actually met her yet.

When he's not out walking his dog - called Drambuie - He spends a lot of time in Nation States because he is a professional carer who must always be on hand to do the bidding of an elderly gent who (if I can use the expression) "drinks like a paratrooper" Perhaps it's just our weird Brit sense of humour but no-one bats an eyelid when this old chap tells people he's called Michael Jackson (or Mike for short - can you believe it?)

I expect the pressure of working for such a demanding employer is getting to him a bit and so he releases his pent-up agression through these forums. As long as you haven't taken him too seriously I'm sure you can understand why I would find it a bit funny. Funnier than what he does for a living anyway.

Regards,
Again, young padawans, note the linguistic deceit. By claiming I haven't met Mrs Lairdx, the unwary assume that I have at least met Mr Lairdx. That may or may not be the case - even he doesn't know (but I do :wink:)

The Drambuie reference was almost funny in a previous NAAFI Bar session and is almost certainly completely and totally utterly unfunny here but it made me smile so too bad..

Apparently there is a real person called Mike Jackson somewhere high up in our fine Service - who would have believed it 8O

And, I've no idea what Lairdx does for a living - obviously :lol:
 
#4
Well done abacus - not a lie in sight.

Really though you spoiled it here by explaining the Mike Jackson joke - most of us probably would have got it :)

We'll see what happens - as you say I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for the founder nation guy - I've had a telegram exchange with him and he sounds an OK sort of bloke - just a bit sad really.

Scary

MAP (currently on sabbatical in CC as co-dictator - part of the ruling triumvirate)
 
#5
scaryspice said:
We'll see what happens - as you say I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for the founder nation guy - I've had a telegram exchange with him and he sounds an OK sort of bloke - just a bit sad really.
Pull yourself together Scary! That's what these tree hugging Utopian escapists want you to do...well jump up and bayonet those sacks over there! now drop and give me fifty!! That's better, on with the march of Arrseonia and death to all traitors, even the nice but a bit sad ones...

Cuddles I MAP, Minister for IT (whatever it is...)
 
#6
Cuddles said:
scaryspice said:
We'll see what happens - as you say I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for the founder nation guy - I've had a telegram exchange with him and he sounds an OK sort of bloke - just a bit sad really.
Pull yourself together Scary! That's what these tree hugging Utopian escapists want you to do...well jump up and bayonet those sacks over there! now drop and give me fifty!!
Sorry Cuddles it won't happen again. Please can I just do twenty - I'm not sure I'm up to fifty......

Scary
 
#7
scaryspice said:
Cuddles said:
scaryspice said:
We'll see what happens - as you say I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for the founder nation guy - I've had a telegram exchange with him and he sounds an OK sort of bloke - just a bit sad really.
Pull yourself together Scary! That's what these tree hugging Utopian escapists want you to do...well jump up and bayonet those sacks over there! now drop and give me fifty!!
Sorry Cuddles it won't happen again. Please can I just do twenty - I'm not sure I'm up to fifty......

Scary
Okay, you can owe me thirty until der Tag when Arrseonia is truly uber alles!!
 
#8
Cuddles said:
Okay, you can owe me thirty until der Tag when Arrseonia is truly uber alles!!
--- twenty nine, thirty. Can I stop now?

Scary
 
#9
Now that I have joined in the game the member nations of this sad tlittle region get to read posts written in fluent English. If I have contributed nothing else other than the benefits of my superior education and intelect (Not their fault. Not all men are created equal.) I have enrichened their lives by my presence.

"And Laird - perhaps you could take things a bit easy to start with and work your way in - no more declarations of war against France - it'll just get you all booted!

Scary "

I have been taking it easy. have you not noticed how tame my proposal against the French was. I new they would not agree to war so I opted for economic sanctions. I also supported UN proposals on very sensible human rights issues (Allthough Lairdxland shall of course ignore them if they are passed.)

I even gave valid reasons why the French should rightly be despised.
 

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