What Should I do

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cannon fodder, Jan 6, 2010.

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  1. I want to shove "something" in my anus... What should I choose from what I currently have available

    Mobile Phone
    My computer mouse
    My pet mouse
    My own penis
    The RSM's penis
    A tube of deep heat with the lid off

    ... Something else?
  2. Throbbing again?? Did you not get that cleared up??
  3. Shove a hungry rat up there. Failing that a particularly pissed off gerbil. Then block him in with a concrete 'plug'.

    As the animal digs through your lower intestine to escape it'll give you a nice warm feeling, and when his tail wraps round your colon you'll have an orgasm like no other
  4. Smack it with a hammer a couple of times...like hitting it with a ruler for big boys!!
  5. The RSM's severed penis, make sure it's been in the freezer for a bit first.
  6. Do your list backwards, after the scary bloke gets deep heat on his bell end he'll rip yours off and insert it along with your pet mouse and means of calling for help, you can use your fingers to remove it all a'la one man one cup :twisted: