What should happen to him?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by tuffy52, Jun 10, 2012.

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  1. Violent, unlubricated fisting.
     
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  2. Trial, followed by an appropriate punishment awarded by the judge.

    If he's found to be guilty of course.
     
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  3. My idea made more sense.
     
  4. Field punishment no1 for the guilty bastard.
     
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  5. you should have posted 'what should happen to him?' with a poll
     
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  6. Keep him on 'it's a small world' til he begs for mercy by eating his own shit.
     
  7. Put him in the stocks in the town square.
     
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  8. Tattoo the memorial in to his back and then nail him in it's place
     
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  9. 12 hours of Bugsy telling him how wonderful socialism is should have the bugger chewing his arm off....
     
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  10. Make him listen to Jedward on a continuous loop until he dies in a puddle of piss with his ears bleeding.
     
  11. Being tag teamed by jedward.
     
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  12. dress him as a catholic priest and dangle him over one of the orange order marches as a sort of mobile pinata :)
     
  13. Or dress him up as an altar boy and chuck him in a room full of Catholic priests.
     
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