What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

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  1. In all seriousness, what WOULD you do with a drunken sailor?
     
  2. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Put him in the longboat until he's sober of course.
     
  3. push the c*nt overboard
     
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Depneds on whether he had any money on him.
     
  5. put him in charge of a tanker?
     
  6. Usually I had to clean up after him (we only had one bathroom, you'd think he could find it!) and then ignore him for the statutory period of time :wink:
     
  7. AGAI 67 - 3 x Shoe Parade (no more than 45 mins) if it was his first offence.

    Keel Hauled if it was a repeat offence.
     
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Is there a statutory period? It's been 80 years since I was a drunken sailor, and still silence goes on. Not that I am complaining, mind.
     
  9. Turning your hearing aid on usually does the trick :wink:
     
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    PARDON?
     
  11. Shave his belly with a rusty razor?? :?

    No change there then!
     
  12. My sister married him :oops:
     
  13. Steal his Ipod and call Max Clifford
     
  14. Touch him where he poohs from ?
     
  15. give him a big wad of cash to buy more beer ???