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What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

Mr_Fingerz

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#2
Put him in the longboat until he's sober of course.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#4
Depneds on whether he had any money on him.
 
#6
arby said:
In all seriousness, what WOULD you do with a drunken sailor?
Usually I had to clean up after him (we only had one bathroom, you'd think he could find it!) and then ignore him for the statutory period of time :wink:
 
#7
AGAI 67 - 3 x Shoe Parade (no more than 45 mins) if it was his first offence.

Keel Hauled if it was a repeat offence.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#8
a_nony_mouse said:
arby said:
In all seriousness, what WOULD you do with a drunken sailor?
Usually I had to clean up after him (we only had one bathroom, you'd think he could find it!) and then ignore him for the statutory period of time :wink:
Is there a statutory period? It's been 80 years since I was a drunken sailor, and still silence goes on. Not that I am complaining, mind.
 
#9
old_fat_and_hairy said:
a_nony_mouse said:
arby said:
In all seriousness, what WOULD you do with a drunken sailor?
Usually I had to clean up after him (we only had one bathroom, you'd think he could find it!) and then ignore him for the statutory period of time :wink:
Is there a statutory period? It's been 80 years since I was a drunken sailor, and still silence goes on. Not that I am complaining, mind.
Turning your hearing aid on usually does the trick :wink:
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#10
a_nony_mouse said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
a_nony_mouse said:
arby said:
In all seriousness, what WOULD you do with a drunken sailor?
Usually I had to clean up after him (we only had one bathroom, you'd think he could find it!) and then ignore him for the statutory period of time :wink:
Is there a statutory period? It's been 80 years since I was a drunken sailor, and still silence goes on. Not that I am complaining, mind.
Turning your hearing aid on usually does the trick :wink:
PARDON?
 
#16
Put him charge of a boarding party?
 
#17
Take his ship away while he's not looking.

Sorry, I thought I worked for MoD, there.
 

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