Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by arby, Sep 13, 2007.
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In all seriousness, what WOULD you do with a drunken sailor?
Put him in the longboat until he's sober of course.
push the c*nt overboard
Depneds on whether he had any money on him.
put him in charge of a tanker?
Usually I had to clean up after him (we only had one bathroom, you'd think he could find it!) and then ignore him for the statutory period of time
AGAI 67 - 3 x Shoe Parade (no more than 45 mins) if it was his first offence.
Keel Hauled if it was a repeat offence.
Is there a statutory period? It's been 80 years since I was a drunken sailor, and still silence goes on. Not that I am complaining, mind.
Turning your hearing aid on usually does the trick
Shave his belly with a rusty razor??
No change there then!
My sister married him
Steal his Ipod and call Max Clifford
Touch him where he poohs from ?
give him a big wad of cash to buy more beer ???
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