What shall we call then, then?

old_fat_and_hairy

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#1
Heard a woman pschy.....phsys.......head doctor on news this morning advising us that we shouldn't ' misclassify groups of disaffected youths as being in gangs'. It seems this lowers their expectations, causes disadvantged persons to assume the persona of gansters and give them false images of themselves.

So how shall we refer to the gaggle of feral chavs that roam the streets causing disruption, damage and crimes against fashion?


Discuss.
 
#2
Green Jackets?
 
#3
Ive always liked to call them a bunch of cunts, but thats just me, the same way I like to call overweight people, fat fcukers. But, I digress.
 

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#4
Social_Handgrenade said:
Green Jackets?
That's a very low blow. No-one mentioned Mini-mokes, shovels nor Danish tour reps!

Go scourge yourself.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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I believe the idea is to reclassify them to remove the stigma that may be attached to any generalisations. After all, they could and should become useful members of society. For instance, to resolve the fossil fuel problems and carbon wastage, we could burn them in special power stations..
 
#10
I understand what she is talking about, it the "Labling Theory". If you call some one a sexist pig then after a time they will grow into that discription and act like a sexist pig all the time.

Option 1 - stop calling Chavs "Chavs".

Option 2 - Beat Chavs (and beat them hard) into getting an education/trade and pay into society instead of being parsites.

Option 3 - cull all the Chavs so there is no one to call "Chav".

Options, Options, Options :)
 

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#11
LVH succint and to the point as always. And the simple solutions. Just the man we need for the new 'Ministry of the Interior' post.
 
#12
Daryl, Wayne and Charmaine seem to be popular round our way.

Personally I'd like to call them extinct.
 

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#13
"Oi, you fcuking chav cnuts! Yes, you! Got a fcuking problem 'ave yer? Dya want a job? cumere and I'll give you a fcuking job you sponging waste-of-space good-fer-nothing wnakers!"

Edited to add: Yes, I know it's rather a long name, but it always gets their attention, so it must be right.
 
#14
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I believe the idea is to reclassify them to remove the stigma that may be attached to any generalisations. After all, they could and should become useful members of society. For instance, to resolve the fossil fuel problems and carbon wastage, we could burn them in special power stations..
True, but what about all the poisonous emissions from their nylon clothes and cheap grooming products?
 
#15
old_fat_and_hairy said:
LVH succint and to the point as always. And the simple solutions. Just the man we need for the new 'Ministry of the Interior' post.
On a more serious note, the Nation nees to reinstall the work ethic. Education/Trade training and benifits should be given hand in hand. If you do course X you will get benifits. If you do Fukc All your benifits get cut.
If you get benifits you should do charity work with in the comumity - put you skills to good use.
 
#16
But surely relabelling them will not remove the problem. Call a spade a spade I say. If the old saying is to be believed "A rose by any other name will surely smell as sweet" This goes along the same route as 'Hug-a-hoodie' it's all horlicks.
 
#17
stabandswat said:
But surely relabelling them will not remove the problem. Call a spade a spade I say. If the old saying is to be believed "A rose by any other name will surely smell as sweet" This goes along the same route as 'Hug-a-hoodie' it's all horlicks.
But if the Government does not run a quango for renaming the little darlings then they will not get any kick backs.
 
#18
a gaggle of ducks
a herd of cows

and a scum of chavs
 
#20
Social_Handgrenade said:
Green Jackets?
Some years ago I was doing the crossword in the Rag and one of the clues required the answer "proletarian". Simply out of devilment I wrote "greenjacket" in instead and then left the paper artlessly displayed...
 

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