what shall i do next time

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  1. as a community nurse i have a new patient every now and then but today took a new challenge i need help ......... i had to bed bath a female (as it was noted on the handover docs) but she was only female on the top half but was def a male on the bottom half....although true very very very small bottom half?

    problem she want to go army navy game and has asked my advice what to wear......help needed she is sooooo ugly?
  2. Hello Chimpy. Got a new name then?
  3. don't know chimpy..... but maybe you know my patient then??
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Is the top half attractively female? I am prepared to over look any small problems before taking her. Out.
  5. Tell it to put on its best dark blue top, sing salty shanty's and find out where the Navy's resident beefcake Arther bachelor is for a good one on one bit of rigging.

    That should do it
  6. top half is 32E............ quiet nice actually but bottom half not worth a look