Telling your Infantry Training Centre instructors that you see their capbadge as nothing more than a stepping stone on your journey to becoming an airborne super-soldier is something that I would definitely recommend. If I were you I'd track down anyone at the rank of WO2 or above and tell them at the top of your voice that you are Airborne Death personified.
Funnily enough the Swiss Guard is actally a great gig! One of my relatives was posted to the Holy See as a diplomat and reckons its the best Army to join in the world! Good pay, VERY cheap booze and smokes,tonnes of impressionable American and Italian totty floating about and zero possibilty of ever having to fight any bugger.