What rank are you?

#5
Obergolfbahnfuhrer.
before that I was a Eisenbahnknotenpunkthinundherschieber 3rd grade
 
#6
Cloggie said:
Obergolfbahnfuhrer.
before that I was a Eisenbahnknotenpunkthinundherschieber 3rd grade

Feck me Cloggie, you would have been a General in our Army. :wink:


Oh by the way, Corporal (Retd) for me. Don't mock, Hitler was a Cpl and so was Napoleon. We are just naturally destined for great things. I'm still waiting for mine.
 
#7
I´m a Modern Major General.

Took about eleventy years.
 
#8
Not that it has anything to do with this forum, but seeing as you asked, I am a Lt General (Retarded) thrice removed VD (Bar), Scar, Sidecar, Knife fork and spoon. Took me the lifetime of 70 prize pedigree truffle hunters to achieve this god like position.

Now feck orf and post your drivel on some other less regal forum.








Oik
 
#9
basso said:
Cloggie said:
Obergolfbahnfuhrer.
before that I was a Eisenbahnknotenpunkthinundherschieber 3rd grade

Feck me Cloggie, you would have been a General in our Army. :wink:


Oh by the way, Corporal (Retd) for me. Don't mock, Hitler was a Cpl and so was Napoleon. We are just naturally destined for great things. I'm still waiting for mine.
Hitler was destined for "great" things was he? Fuck me who's your idol Fred West? :wink:
 
#11
I am a Sgt on Call of Duty and a Corporal at my local Airsoft Club.
 
#13
According to the medal bar, I'm an LE - one step up from War Hero. Haven't a clue about date of seniority, though.
 
#15
Probationary Junior Acting Assistant Chef, Second class.

When I got promoted, I wrote and told y mum.

She replied -

"Be kind to your men"


Bless.
 
#16
Retired Colonel General of the KGB here, but no-one in the UK knows about it. Ooops.
 
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