What rank are you?

Discussion in 'Int Corps' started by SOLSTICE, Mar 3, 2009.

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  1. Just curious, and how long did it take you to reach that rank?
  2. Private..... didnt take long to get just reallocated from RA :p
  3. Civvie :oops:

    Soon to be Trooper again :wink:
  4. Oberscheistermeister
  5. Obergolfbahnfuhrer.
    before that I was a Eisenbahnknotenpunkthinundherschieber 3rd grade

  6. Feck me Cloggie, you would have been a General in our Army. :wink:

    Oh by the way, Corporal (Retd) for me. Don't mock, Hitler was a Cpl and so was Napoleon. We are just naturally destined for great things. I'm still waiting for mine.
  7. I´m a Modern Major General.

    Took about eleventy years.
  8. Not that it has anything to do with this forum, but seeing as you asked, I am a Lt General (Retarded) thrice removed VD (Bar), Scar, Sidecar, Knife fork and spoon. Took me the lifetime of 70 prize pedigree truffle hunters to achieve this god like position.

    Now feck orf and post your drivel on some other less regal forum.

  9. Hitler was destined for "great" things was he? Fuck me who's your idol Fred West? :wink:
  10. I'm a Princess, since you asked..... :roll: :D
  11. I am a Sgt on Call of Duty and a Corporal at my local Airsoft Club.
  12. Head Tea Boy... :)

    and the under Tea Boy get a real shite job
  13. According to the medal bar, I'm an LE - one step up from War Hero. Haven't a clue about date of seniority, though.
  14. I am a civvy bastard it took me 15 years to attain this rank and I'm fcking proud of it.........
  15. Probationary Junior Acting Assistant Chef, Second class.

    When I got promoted, I wrote and told y mum.

    She replied -

    "Be kind to your men"