Other than the standard new supply of fresh wank socks, and shreddies,
What is the biggest piece of TAT you have recieved?,
or even what present did you get , and had to pretend you liked , when you really know it will either be acceidentally lost on Ex or used as a range target??
OK, it wasn't this year (as got some great presents today) but once got a key ring with a stretchy string! Not bad cos needed it for security gates in the office....but when I turned it over it had MOD on it - the cheeky bast ard hadnt even BOUGHT me a present - he'd bloody nicked it from work.
Oh, and an iron i got one year too - who said romance was dead eh
You'd need it to make me as repulsive as you....but as I said - get over it pikey you just can't cut the mustard.....hence your willingness to drop em for whoever is drunk enough to let you.....desperation is alomost as sad as bitterness. Your poor thing