What presents did you get that you really didnt want??

#1
Other than the standard new supply of fresh wank socks, and shreddies,
What is the biggest piece of TAT you have recieved?,
or even what present did you get , and had to pretend you liked , when you really know it will either be acceidentally lost on Ex or used as a range target??
 
#2
For some strange reason i got a book on volcano's :?
Not bad as some things i could think off, but why volcano's i will never know :roll:
 
#3
Perfume,
chocolates (from my boss! nice one)



and someone making sh1tty phonecalls to my mobile :roll:

I'll swop yer book for that one lol :D
 
#4
hmmmm chocccy :p
 
#5
haven't opened my gifts yet...somewhere in there is a mobile phone i think....
 
#7
Sorry, Sabre gonna drag this off topic for one post for the present I really DID want - a reason to feel festive this year, and some of you lot have given it. Now pass me my humbugs, Bahh :D
 
#10
OK, it wasn't this year (as got some great presents today) but once got a key ring with a stretchy string! Not bad cos needed it for security gates in the office....but when I turned it over it had MOD on it - the cheeky bast ard hadnt even BOUGHT me a present - he'd bloody nicked it from work.

Oh, and an iron i got one year too - who said romance was dead eh :lol:
 
#11
not only was it a cr@p gift it was a cr@p girlie gift - fecking perfumed drawer liners!! FFS
 
#13
Moodybitch said:
Oh, and an iron i got one year too - who said romance was dead eh :lol:
I'd give you an iron. Right in the forehead.

I got ANOTHER telescope. My mum and dad are so observant.
 
#14
Dale the snail said:
Moodybitch said:
Oh, and an iron i got one year too - who said romance was dead eh :lol:
I'd give you an iron. Right in the forehead.
Bitterness is a sad thing Dale

I can see how I must make you so angry though - what with you being such an ugly yo yo kecks and all that......get over it honey
 
#15
Moodybitch said:
Dale the snail said:
Moodybitch said:
Oh, and an iron i got one year too - who said romance was dead eh :lol:
I'd give you an iron. Right in the forehead.
Bitterness is a sad thing Dale

I can see how I must make you so angry though - what with you being such an ugly yo yo kecks and all that......get over it honey
I would make it a 9 Iron as well. :wink:
 
#16
Dale the snail said:
Moodybitch said:
Dale the snail said:
Moodybitch said:
Oh, and an iron i got one year too - who said romance was dead eh :lol:
I'd give you an iron. Right in the forehead.
Bitterness is a sad thing Dale

I can see how I must make you so angry though - what with you being such an ugly yo yo kecks and all that......get over it honey
I would make it a 9 Iron as well. :wink:
You'd need it to make me as repulsive as you....but as I said - get over it pikey you just can't cut the mustard.....hence your willingness to drop em for whoever is drunk enough to let you.....desperation is alomost as sad as bitterness. Your poor thing

Merry Xmas
 
#17
Moodybitch said:
Your poor thing

Merry Xmas
I hate poor people.

Merry Christmas
 

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