When I first started reading yor post I was delighted at having a new marmite miner to taunt...
When you revealed that you were a woman I got a real boner
Please have as many lesbo flings as you want to, hell you can even come to my house and clam joust in my lounge.
I have a couple of questions for you
1. Are you a tasty lesbo or a pierced corocafrog
2. when did you last eat sushi from the Barbers shop floor.
3. Did you tape it
If anyone mocks you here for being a magnus pike, tell em you have a donut luvvin voucher and they will leave you alone. now then hows about a piccy of you and your fellow 'tunatown councillers' getting down to the nitty gritty and rug muching
MMMmm, I was just about to start typing 'shut up you whinging poof', then I spotted your a woman. The very thought of you joining up and enjoying lots and lots of lezzie sessions in bed, the shower, back of the 30m range fills me with excitement. Please comment on your last time with a woman and what you got up to on this site. Please...............
If you're a 'lipstick lesbian', please feel free to join up
If, however, you are an ugly warthog with a face like a welders bench, please consider another career.
The AGC has sadly filled it's quota on crocadillapigs
Arkanstigger was being particularly non-PC there - If you do match the above criteria you may well want to join RAVC, they might want an ugly warthog to experiment on, or REME as a welder's bench (they are crying out for them).
Alternatively might I suggest The Really Large Corps - If you look on the Army Careers website I do believe that they have a set quota every year of short, fat, hairy, wimmin Tank Transporter Drivers for whom skinhead hair cuts and coveralls are a fashion statement .