What on earth are baby cakes?

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  1. I saw some child drawings of "baby cakes" on a school display at my local cinema.

    Are they something that Fat Bastard, enemy of Austin Powers, would eat?

    BBC - help!
  2. real men know what Baby Cakes are
  3. Q. What on earth are baby cakes?

    A. TITS.
  4. Correct, and mine are Blessed.
    Long story, it involved a Mormon, a Volvo and a garden wall! :roll:

    Beebs x
  5. I had this niggling suspicion in the back of my mind that the term may refer to the mammary gland, but could not see primary-school children (chavs excepted) drawing these as a school project.

    I will re-post my original question to avoid the censorsip of naughty words:

  6. Isn't there a extremely repetitive song out at the mo about the subject?
  7. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    The way I heard it it was the local rugby 1st XV, a skoda with a sunroof, and a crate full of Hooch. :lol:
  8. Tell me more, I've got all day! 8O

  9. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: She is going to make you pay for that one
  10. Woopert, I've decided to ignore your remarks about my babycakes and rise above it, thus making me the better person.

    Beebs x

    PS besides i hear you are a cross dressing rent boy and would take me in a fight. :wink:
  11. Purple_Flash

    Purple_Flash War Hero Moderator

    Oooohh, handbags at dawn behind the MoD girls!
  12. Boxing Gloves at lunch time in Parliament Square...........

    PF you can be my number two........ 8)

    Beebs x
  13. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    I fear you are confusing me with the gay aerobics instructor that calls itself "MDN", he lurks at docksides awaiting the return of lonely sailors. I probably could have you in a fight, though I'd much prefer to see you engage in naked jelly-wrestling with Cait :twisted:
  14. Oi leave us poor lonely sailors out of it. I mean... even sailors have SOME taste!