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What now for the EU ?

Sorry, crossed threads. Or shouldn't this be in the Frau Fishy thread?
One can easily confuse them hotties.
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Poor Brussels ( snigger snigger )

Brussels has ordered major banks to explain why they are not shifting lucrative euro derivative trading activity out of London as fresh battle lines are drawn between Britain and the European Union on financial services.


I appreciate that you are still Butt-Hurt over the UK leaving.

Unlike you, EU financial Institutions are not willing to cut their noses off to spite their face, and are not willing to cut themselves off from a £750 Trillion a year derivatives market.

They are most likely part of the reported 1500 Financial Institutions that are currently in the process of setting up shop in the UK ;) ;)

Think it might come under something called a '' level playing field '' ;);)
 
Poor Brussels ( snigger snigger )




I appreciate that you are still Butt-Hurt over the UK leaving.

Unlike you, EU financial Institutions are not willing to cut their noses off to spite their face, and are not willing to cut themselves off from a £750 Trillion a year derivatives market.

They are most likely part of the reported 1500 Financial Institutions that are currently in the process of setting up shop in the UK ;) ;)

Think it might come under something called a '' level playing field '' ;);)
Level playing field?

That's one way to put it. We're apparently in economic warfare, given the importance and size of business that the UK has.
 
Thought just occurred. We created a Level Playing Field for Europe once. It was the area around the Lion's mound!
Technically, the Dutch King created it but I take your point.
 
Wife got hers as she was part of the NHS (Albeit the only patients she ever sees are very dead, and killed elsewhere in the hospital).
She walked in that evening and I held up my mobile.
Her: What are you doing?
Me: Just trying to find the 5g Signal.

Later that night we're on the settee, and she's watching TV.
Me (whilst tapping on the phone): Can you feel that?
Her: No, what is it?!
Me (taps on the phone again): Ok how about that?
Her: No?
Me: How about that?
Her: No... what are you doing?
Me: pinging in out 5g signals to see if I can find the one that controls you.
Her: *elbow to the ribs*

I shouldn't laugh though, as I got the Pfizer* one and I have not zeen any zide effect, mien Fuhrer!


*I'd like to think I 'stole' VDL's dose.

I have set my hotspot name to "5G COVID TEST SIGNAL" and when we were able to socialise, I used to turn it on. Heard a lot of people making comments. Owner of one of the places/pubs whom we know very well came over and said "that's you isn't it?". Ah well, made me laugh. :)
 
If our great, infallible and devoted to the country government and its vassals should really already be vaccinated, it is only that we all, as loyal and dependent subjugates, can be sure that this providentially sent government of ours can continue to work tirelessly for the good of the country and the EU.
Anyone who would claim otherwise - after all, you don't criticise Gods - is a defeatist and Wehrkraftzersetzer.
Mutti will lead us to the final victory.

Has anyone checked the Ardennes region recently? That was always a good hiding place, perhaps there are some vaccines there.
 
I have set my hotspot name to "5G COVID TEST SIGNAL" and when we were able to socialise, I used to turn it on. Heard a lot of people making comments. Owner of one of the places/pubs whom we know very well came over and said "that's you isn't it?". Ah well, made me laugh. :)

Something subtle like 'Vaccine_Batch_1337' might work better?

Edit: You could always replace the 1337 with 'UUDDLRLRBA' for even more nerdishness.
 
Dunno about country wide, I don't see it being a lot different anywhere to be honest.
Look up this site, pick a region and total up all the numbers from each vaccination centre.
Then divide that by the population of that region.
(I'm retired and don't have the time!)


Rioting? I think that I have said on here before that France could not be governed if the people didn't want to be, as told to me by a Frenchman who was deadly serious.
I believe him too having lived here a while, and I agree with their attitudes in certain respects.
Just look at the effectiveness of the Gilets Jaunes when fuel prices hit a certain price because of an increase in fuel duty.
That soon got scrapped and a national debate ensued, even Manny went on tour and visited places he had never heard of, and actually listened to the common man.
I just wish that we Brits would engage in a bit of direct action, it would keep our slothful politicians on their toes, maybe listen to us plebs and perhaps even get results.
(Last and only time I remember was that blockade of the fuel terminals when petrol/diesel hit £1 a litre in 2000.)
I hope we don't see rioting here over it, I think we just recently avoided a third lockdown when it all went off in Amsterdam and that is my personal opinion as to why it didn't happen here.
Thanks for such a thorough reply.
 
I know this is the Mail....but come on you have to have a chortle at Merkel trying to get the Plebs to take the AZ jab after trashing it .

 
I know this is the Mail....but come on you have to have a chortle at Merkel trying to get the Plebs to take the AZ jab after trashing it .


Would it be really childish of me to hope that she makes some sort of Freudian slip and says, instead of third wave, but "Third Reich"? I thought so....I'll get me coat. :)
 
I know this is the Mail....but come on you have to have a chortle at Merkel trying to get the Plebs to take the AZ jab after trashing it .


Krautpol: UK vaccine sux
Krautpop: Kthnx
Krautpol: j/k lol
Krautpop: fuku. Urgh. Thud.
Krautpol: Fuksox
 

WightMivvi

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Something subtle like 'Vaccine_Batch_1337' might work better?

Edit: You could always replace the 1337 with 'UUDDLRLRBA' for even more nerdishness.
I might adopted that. All my current hotspots have names like “#VirusDetected” or “#SyntaxError” to deter anyone from trying to connect to them.
 
I know this is the Mail....but come on you have to have a chortle at Merkel trying to get the Plebs to take the AZ jab after trashing it .

The only thing Merkel has to admit is that she and her entire incompetent association that calls itself a government have been failing across the board for over a year. In that time, she has failed to prepare the country for the pandemic. Be it schools or health offices, be it administration, it is still as amateurish as before COVID-19.
 

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