I could give you a dit that would leave you in stitches, but it would be off topic
It left a Bde Comd '' bewildered '' and left a Razzman '' Purple with rage ''

Ahhhh Ok then
On the bus, off the bus for about 2 weeks.
Bde Comd; inspection on the square. 58 pattern webbing, larry largepacks, sausage bags, DMS boots & puttee's, the whole shebang packed to some crappy kit list.
Bde Comd & entourage reaches me, he looks me in the peepers and says
'' Do you have your housewife soldier '' ?
'' Yes Sir '' says I.
'' Where is it '' ? says the Briggie
'' In the bottom of my Larry '' says I
'' Why is it in the bottom of your Larry '' ? says the Briggie
'' Something has to go in the bottom of my Larry .........................................................'' says I
....... It was probably the '' not everything can go at the top '' that caused the confusion and bewilderment and the Razzman to turn a violent shade of purple
