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What now for the EU ?

Oyibo

LE
Well, I can happily report we have avacados in Tesco's, NE Derbyshire & Waitrose, just over the border in Sheffield. I shall be having some on toast shortly...

Gaylord ;-)
 

Bee Companeeee

Old-Salt
Dunstable is a twig free zone. In fact, Dunstable is an everything free zone that would be massively improved by being entirely buried under twigs.

Urban improvement is not within the schedule of benefits deriving from Brexit and thus, all requests for twig deliveries to Dunstable are immediately placed into file 19 marked:

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The only thing good about Dunstable is that it's not Luton
 
The only thing good about Dunstable is that it's not Luton
If it wasn't for the M1 dividing the two toilet-towns, you’d not know you’d gone from one into the other but in fairness, they are different in that:
  • If you are in Luton, you’ll live for the day you can escape
  • If you are in Dustable, you'll just lose the will to live.

Other toilet-towns are available
 
Every little helps. They have instructed their customs officers to have zero tolerance on little things like ham butties then moan when our side decide to obey the letter of the law and not turn a blind eye because of some perceived "grandfather rights" that they want to help themselves to.

 

Truxx

LE
Every little helps. They have instructed their customs officers to have zero tolerance on little things like ham butties then moan when our side decide to obey the letter of the law and not turn a blind eye because of some perceived "grandfather rights" that they want to help themselves to.

More huffing puffing and chucking their weight around

Par for the Euro course.
 

Actingunpaid

Old-Salt
If it wasn't for the M1 dividing the two toilet-towns, you’d not know you’d gone from one into the other but in fairness, they are different in that:
  • If you are in Luton, you’ll live for the day you can escape
  • If you are in Dustable, you'll just lose the will to live.

Other toilet-towns are available
Perhaps Sunny in Luton,Shiite in Dunstable?
 
It's interesting to read the comments of 'Brits' who snigger and rejoice that "you voted for this" (well, I didn't, but that's beside the point) when French and Cloggie customs rigidly pursue their duties, but the very same 'Brits' are appalled that UK custom rules should be equally applied, and that it's shameful treatment of our 'friends and allies'.

The writing was on the wall when HMG offered to preserve the residency of EU MS citizens in the UK if they could reciprocate, but this was shouted from the rooftops of UK using people as pawns in the political game, even when the EU wouldn't agree to such a simple arrangement.
 

Le_addeur_noir

On ROPS
On ROPs
Why? We got a gorgeous sail training ship with even prettier imitation rivets, each one worth €110. I'd call that very successful.
Ah, but were there any golden rivets?. Asking for a friend.

Not to mention those creches.
 

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