What now for the EU ?

[old_n_fat]

Huzzah!

Thrice Huzzah!

 

[Oyibo]

Well, I can happily report we have avacados in Tesco's, NE Derbyshire & Waitrose, just over the border in Sheffield. I shall be having some on toast shortly...

Gaylord

 

[old_n_fat]

Gaylord

Nothing wrong with avacado, as long as you can catch them in the 6.5 minute window between rock hard and rotten.

 

[Brotherton Lad]

Well, I can happily report we have avacados in Tesco's, NE Derbyshire & Waitrose, just over the border in Sheffield. I shall be having some on toast shortly...

I prefer the more traditional avocado.

 

[Scaley Albereto]

Gaylord

It's my wife, she makes me.........









Yes, I see your point

 

[Dan Gleebles]

I prefer the more traditional avocado.

Is there a difference?

 

[Chalky101]

Is there a difference?

I think one delivers, the other you have to collect?

 

[Bee Companeeee]

Dunstable is a twig free zone. In fact, Dunstable is an everything free zone that would be massively improved by being entirely buried under twigs.

Urban improvement is not within the schedule of benefits deriving from Brexit and thus, all requests for twig deliveries to Dunstable are immediately placed into file 19 marked:

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The only thing good about Dunstable is that it's not Luton

 

[Moderator]

The only thing good about Dunstable is that it's not Luton

If it wasn't for the M1 dividing the two toilet-towns, you’d not know you’d gone from one into the other but in fairness, they are different in that:

• If you are in Luton, you’ll live for the day you can escape
• If you are in Dustable, you'll just lose the will to live.

Other toilet-towns are available

 

[blunt scalpel]

Every little helps. They have instructed their customs officers to have zero tolerance on little things like ham butties then moan when our side decide to obey the letter of the law and not turn a blind eye because of some perceived "grandfather rights" that they want to help themselves to.

 

[Krautman]

I prefer the more traditional avocado.

You mean the dip, do you? Not other erm alternative recipes which have a different name and require the avocado to be prepared in a different texture?

 

[Truxx]

Every little helps. They have instructed their customs officers to have zero tolerance on little things like ham butties then moan when our side decide to obey the letter of the law and not turn a blind eye because of some perceived "grandfather rights" that they want to help themselves to.

More huffing puffing and chucking their weight around

Par for the Euro course.

 

[Actingunpaid]

If it wasn't for the M1 dividing the two toilet-towns, you’d not know you’d gone from one into the other but in fairness, they are different in that:

• If you are in Luton, you’ll live for the day you can escape
• If you are in Dustable, you'll just lose the will to live.

Other toilet-towns are available

Perhaps Sunny in Luton,Shiite in Dunstable?

 

[Dan Gleebles]

It's interesting to read the comments of 'Brits' who snigger and rejoice that "you voted for this" (well, I didn't, but that's beside the point) when French and Cloggie customs rigidly pursue their duties, but the very same 'Brits' are appalled that UK custom rules should be equally applied, and that it's shameful treatment of our 'friends and allies'.

The writing was on the wall when HMG offered to preserve the residency of EU MS citizens in the UK if they could reciprocate, but this was shouted from the rooftops of UK using people as pawns in the political game, even when the EU wouldn't agree to such a simple arrangement.

 

[PhotEx]

Well, I can happily report we have avacados in Tesco's, NE Derbyshire & Waitrose, just over the border in Sheffield. I shall be having some on toast shortly...

will you be starting a black market operation smuggling Avocados to the starving Tarquils and Tabithas of Islington?

 

[Dan Gleebles]

I went to my local co-op yesterday and the bit of shelving for strawberries was empty.

Fcuking empty!!

Never happened before this bloody BREXIT.

 

[Le_addeur_noir]

Why? We got a gorgeous sail training ship with even prettier imitation rivets, each one worth €110. I'd call that very successful.

Ah, but were there any golden rivets?. Asking for a friend.

Not to mention those creches.

 

[Helm]

I went to my local co-op yesterday and the bit of shelving for strawberries was empty.

Fcuking empty!!

Never happened before this bloody BREXIT.

Serves you right for supporting Labour!

 

[Notachance]

I prefer the more traditional avocado.

I prefer a young Ava Gardner.

Edit: Of course now unavailable due to Brexit or something.

 

[Kitmarlowe]

Cake and arse, panto etc etc

Covid: Italian PM brands vaccine delay 'unacceptable'

Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte has warned he will take legal action against Pfizer and AstraZeneca.

www.bbc.co.uk

The AstraZenence case will be remarkably short.

"Your Honour, we couldn't provide any vaccine as EMA failed to approve the vaccine before the end of January at the earliest."

Case closed.