A young lad was upstairs playing on his computer when his grandad came in the room and sat down on the bed.They certainly had some enthusiasm for their work.
"What are you doing, young fella?", posed the grandad. "You're 18 years old and wasting your life! When I was 18 I went to Paris, I went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, shagged any dancer I wanted, pissed on the barman and left without paying! Now that is how to have a good time!"
A few weeks later, the grandad comes back and finds the lad sat in his room but with a broken arm in plaster, 2 black eyes and missing all his front teeth.
"What happened?", he asked.
"Oh Grandad!", replied the lad, "I did what you did! I went to Paris, went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, shagged any totty I fancied, pissed all over the barman but they beat the shit out of me!"
"Oh dear!" replied the grandad. "Who did you go with?"
"Just some friends, why? Who did you go with? asked the lad"