What now for the EU ?

[Londo]

Fish, milk, flower, butter, sweetcorn, peas and samphire. Topped off with creamed mash spuds and Cheddar cheese finished off under the grill. My wife does not know she is born.

Sounds very nice . I hope you have a very enjoyable meal .

We are having a steak and mushroom pie cooked by my good wife .
Tomorrow Is my turn to cook and am planning on a chicken curry .

 

[PhotEx]

Any chance of a delivery of logs once you're drivers have finished dogging and/or murdering various prostitutes .
Logs are much more use than those EU twigs anyday .

which reminds me, I need more bin bags and I’m down to my last roll of masking tape.

 

[History_Man]

I'm retired. You silly billy.

The only thing retired about you BL are your brain cells.

 

[johnboyzzz]

I will be serving it. Well done.

 

[Bardeyai]

I honestly don't know but suspect that Google may well be your friend in this matter.

Mine was unfunny and fell flat.
I lived there for 9 years and was struck that the locals were acutely aware and resented that the towns surrounding them all had a Waitrose but they did not.

 

[Moderator]

Fish, milk, flower, butter, sweetcorn, peas and samphire

I am sure Higgsy told us there would be no flowers in the UK after Brexit so presumably, you’ll be getting yours on the black market?

What flower will you be using in your fish pie? A carnation? A rose? A daffodil? Budding chefs everywhere will be interested in your floral fish pie recipe Soupy.

 

[ordinaryforces]

Sounds very nice . I hope you have a very enjoyable meal .

We are having a steak and mushroom pie cooked by my good wife .
Tomorrow Is my turn to cook and am planning on a chicken curry .

Translated to
He's warming up a gingsters in the oven for tea.

 

[History_Man]

I am sure Higgsy told us there would be no flowers in the UK after Brexit so presumably, you’ll be getting yours on the black market?

What flowers will you be using in your fish pie? Carnations? Roses? Daffodils? Budding chefs everywhere will be interested in your floral fish pie recipe Soupy.

Let's be honest here, the silly old sod went to Waitrose, bought a Charlie Bigham's fish pie and a bunch of daffs. Ten homebrewed pints too many this morning and he has now chopped up the daffs on top of the fish pie, before nuking it in the microwave. Mrs B_L will eat one mouthful, feign a stomach ache and use her Just Eat app on her phone to get a large cod and chips, while the Soupmeister-General sleeps it off downstairs.

 

[HCL]

couple of years ago took on a shit paying job and had tax credits as a top up, now on UC and guess what, now my income has dropped to barely enough to live on I`m getting the tax credits deducted, no way of appealing that either

Tax Credit Debt Management
0345 302 1429
I think they only work till 16:00, Mon Fri

 

[crow_bag]

As posted yesterday . I did find a twig in my house and am now worried for the future .

I found some hay on the floor near the back door, it's either Brexit, or our rabbits are trying to annex the kitchen.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Dictionary of the Scots Language:: SND :: haddie
Read down to #2

Cheeky cnut.

 

[RumRationReject]

We can’t book our holidays in Dunstable until we know our National Clown Service dates.

Oh, you know what you have done now?
We will be inundated with questions about when Phase One leave is across the National Clown Service School.

 

[neil82]

Tax Credit Debt Management
0345 302 1429
I think they only work till 16:00, Mon Fri

tried it, go through the menu (press 2, press 1 ETC) then it hangs up, if anyone is thinking of claiming it to justify taking on a job think twice, they are a fukcing nightmare to deal with when THEY cock things up

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Is there a Waitrose in Royal Tunbridge Wells yet, or are the natives still raging that the “Lesser” towns roundabout all have one but they don’t?

Always a good one for winding up my ex-wife.

37 St John's Rd, Tunbridge Wells TN4 9TP. It's actually within a petrol station building, so they don't have the full range.

 

[HCL]

tried it, go through the menu (press 2, press 1 ETC) then it hangs up, if anyone is thinking of claiming it to justify taking on a job think twice, they are a fukcing nightmare to deal with when THEY cock things up

I'll dig you their address out on Monday when I've got access to the system. Will PM you then with what to write.

 

[Kinch]

which reminds me, I need more bin bags and I’m down to my last roll of masking tape.

If its for disposing of a body, just send it to yourself by Hermes............you'll never see it again.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

I'll dig you their address out on Monday when I've got access to the system. Will PM you then with what to write.

Hopefully this helps, about half way down the page. Seemingly the postcodes are very important.

Contacting HMRC about tax credits « How to deal with HMRC « Guidance « Tax Credits

revenuebenefits.org.uk

 

[Brotherton Lad]

Nice one petal.

You chaps are too easy. Just needs another 10 mins. Only 3 to feed tonight.

 

[Bardeyai]

37 St John's Rd, Tunbridge Wells TN4 9TP. It's actually within a petrol station building, so they don't have the full range.

A mini-me Waitrose!
Ah well, it was a good joke whilst it lasted. And to be fair it lasted 20 years.

 

[History_Man]

You chaps are too easy. Just needs another 10 mins. Only 3 to feed tonight.

Don't worry BL, there'll be some more doggers along later.