Any chance of a delivery of logs once you're drivers have finished dogging and/or murdering various prostitutes .Unfortunately, most of our tipper trucks are stuck in Kent... the drivers have all abandoned their trucks in favour of unlimited dogging.
Once the novelty of unlimited dogging wears off we expect twig deliveries to quickly get back on schedule. Your twig filled future is important to us and we thank you for your call.
Sorry... There is no entitlement to post brexpocalypse logs.Any chance of a delivery of logs once you're drivers have finished dogging and/or murdering various prostitutes .
Logs are much more use than those EU twigs anyday .
I thank you muchly for the information regarding the oversized and well seasoned twigs .Sorry... There is no entitlement to post brexpocalypse logs.
Mind you, bung your twig delivery driver a decent 'drink' for two (in cash) and a misread allocation schedule could see a tipper full of very fat well seasoned 250-300mm twigs arriving at your gaffe.
Can’t say fairer than that now...
I honestly don't know but suspect that Google may well be your friend in this matter.Is there a Waitrose in Royal Tunbridge Wells yet, or are the natives still raging that the “Lesser” towns roundabout all have one but they don’t?
Always a good one for winding up my ex-wife.
I see Friday evening has started early.
I thought that you were on dogging marshal duties this evening; it's cold out there, so a nice warm bowl of Oxtail for the assorted doggers might well be in order (Minestrone for the vegetarians). Anyway, don't let us keep you. Toodle pip!
Flower?Fish, milk, flower, butter, sweetcorn, peas and samphire. Topped off with creamed mash spuds and Cheddar cheese finished off under the grill. My wife does not know she is born.