what not to do with a £800,000 car

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fang_Farrier, Nov 13, 2009.

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  1. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  2. "That'll learn him!"
     
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)


    With a car that expensive you would be at least hoping to get a blow job from a girl, rather than a Pelican!
     
  4. Mwahahahaha!

    Schadenfreude, moi?
     
  5. My favourite from 2006:

     
  6. Two words- 'dumb' + 'cunt'.
     
  7. not even a towing eye for 800000 grand i see:)


    knobhead was probably checking his erection at the time
     
  8. Was he told to drive on "Dipped headlights"??????????????????
     
  9. Just tie the tow rope to the propeller...oh wait...
     
  10. He should get a job as a stunt driver for the next Bond film.
     
  11. Thats where my stupid Homing Pigeon went, always hated rich bastards, he did

    VH
     
  12. Interestingly it appears he learned to drive whilst in the RCT.
     
  13. Master Driver for 15 NE BDE I heard
     
  14. Driver or diver? I'm confused. So is he.
     
  15. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Prick.....

    Give the man a mini...