What next FFS - WALT pens?

#1
From Marines hunting terrorists in burning deserts, SAR expeditions in bone chilling mountains, SWAT officers executing high risk warrant service, EMTs functioning in extreme conditions, or a civilian working in a non-permissive environment. All of these special operations groups have something in common - they all require a pen that they can depend on.

WALT PEN COMBAT FOOTAGE FROM DA MEAN STREETS
 
#2
i want one :) maybe i could then be karate kid as well :)
 
#3
Reminds me of the old tale (not sure if it's true) about NASA gobbing off to the Russians about how they'd developed a pen that Astronauts can use in space, under water etc etc and it'd could a fortune. The Russians replied ''we have one....it's called a pencil''.
 
#4
Here, fixed the title to reflect the fuckwit doing the killer pen shit. Oh dear!
 
#6
spad said:
i want one :) maybe i could then be karate kid as well :)
Well they do say the pen is mightier than the sword.
 
#8


Did you catch the price of them?

All that is required is the above. Said in my capacity as a writer down of crap all day.
 
#9
SUNRAY_MINOR said:


Did you catch the price of them?

All that is required is the above. Said in my capacity as a writer down of crap all day.
I personally recommend the following from Cross, don't know about muggers, but it made a BFO dog cease and desist its attempts to bite me last year as walking through the park. Fed the Bastard my laptop bag, then stabbed it in the ribs, soon lost all interest after a few well aimed prods. (Well stabbing wildly like a loon).
 

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#10
Forgot to add I sat on a bench shaking like Micheal.J.Fox for 20 minutes looking around nervously for Cujos return.

Oh and the pen was fucked, pity t'was a gift :(
 
#12
Reminds me of an ex-Navy Seal (yeah, right) I came across in Denver, who was marketing a 'combat hair brush'. It had a rather excellent brush - good for styling - a compass at the tip, a space for waterproof matches under the bristles and with a quick tug of the handle, a blade to slot any number of enemies of Freedom.
 
#13
Now if only I'd had one with me when I was the first man on The Balcony.I could have started my "block-busting best seller" right there and then.
 
#14
Mr_Deputy said:
its not a proper Glock its a letter opener / pen knife with a fold-out Glock facility. It has another one for getting stones out of whores mouths or something.
Well pointed out I see now.

What is not required is any pen made by Banner as they are not fit for purpose. They are not even fit for scraping the wax out of my ears.
 
#16
vvaannmmaann said:
Now if only I'd had one with me when I was the first man on The Balcony.I could have started my "block-busting best seller" right there and then.
I had mine with me when I was third man on the balcony. I lent it to Legs to fill in the drill sheet. Sadly, I haven't seen it since and now have to make do with a special forces Bic.
 
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SUNRAY_MINOR said:
jarrod248 said:
Sinner251 said:
Would the bloody thing be legal here? Its basically a bloody Kubotan and theys a no no.
What's a maglite then?
A torch.
Suppose the 2AA Maglite could be used as a kubotan, but what excuse could you use for carrying in the daytime? "Well officer I'm an amateur Gynacologist" Edited to add "Proctologist", as J has no interest in womens front bottoms.

Sod ya kubotans anyway, I always wander round site of a night time with a fat bastard. Any naughty boys will catch fatty 1st while I leg it, thus Saving my skin............ errrm I mean leaving me to summon help.
 

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#19
Not cheap either. What about the Swiss Military Pen being advertised at the bottom of the page as I type. Comes with 'operator' wrap around shades and is 'For Leaders'.
 
#20
SUNRAY_MINOR said:
jarrod248 said:
Sinner251 said:
Would the bloody thing be legal here? Its basically a bloody Kubotan and theys a no no.
What's a maglite then?
A torch.
A very expensive one , though if you're a time lord walt you can pretend it's a sonic screwdriver . Very helpful if you meet a 19 year old girl and you want to impress her with tales of travelling through time and space and she can join you if she puts her mouth around your penis
 
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