What music do you listen to?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BornSlippy, Oct 29, 2009.

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  1. What music do you squaddies like? Or do you just like to play on your decks in your dorm jammin' with your mates to some sick tunes?
     
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Hi. I will be happy to answer all of your questions.

    Show me your warrant please?
     
  3. We all sit and jam in the corridor; I play my violin, smudge on his guitar, Boggy Marsh plays piano and Jarrod is a wizard on the Oboe.
     
  4. Pink oboe?
     
  5. A fcuking Oboe now that is talent! You got anyone that can play the flute out of there arse though?
     
  6. I know someone who talks out of his.
     
  7. Well you should submit that to you've been framed then, £200 cha ching!
     
  8. I like Neil Sedaka, and a little bit of Wham.

    Oh, I also like The Mighty Wah.

    I rest my case.
     
  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    How come you have got a new avatar with a poppy on it? I want one.

    I listen to the Three Billy Goats Gruff.

    And The Tube.

    Dripping nutrients into my body.
     
  10. What about paying the spunk trumpet?
     
  11. Best group by far..... Jerry Helmet and the Swastikas!
     
  12. Buy one then you cheap skate cunt. I can't be arrsed searching for the link, mofo.

    Drip your nutrients into my body, you will get bruised, or a Post Mortem, if you are that brave.

    Love you Dooks xxx
     
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I love it when you're masterful.

    I like listening to Muppets off of X-Factor.

    Then I go to my bedroom and MASH IT UP. Then I have a wank. And drift off to sleep and dream of the land of Narnia. And that posh bird. Not the Queen, The under age one.
     
  14. Only on Thursdays. :)
     
  15. Yer a fucking wrong un. :D :D