What minor country would you like to buy - and why

[endure]

And every pensioner I know would bite your hands off

Speak for yourself. I've been there...

 

[redshift]

Florida is cheaper than Kenya? Really?

Maybe not quite, but depending on what you want to do. Kenya COL is very likely much cheaper, but if you want to live in an english (mostly) speaking world, it's not a bad choice.

 

[ExREME..TECH]

Maybe not quite, but depending on what you want to do. Kenya COL is very likely much cheaper, but if you want to live in an english (mostly) speaking world, it's not a bad choice.

We spell it English, as does Kenya.

 

[Lardbeast]

Like this BDR?

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That's the wrong kind of ammunition. They're way too calm. Load up the guns with African baboons, possibly chacmas, quick dab of turpentine under the tail to rev them up, hand them a fresh cactus and fire them at the Spanish.

You'll be in Madrid inside of a week...

 

[CptDanjou]

Florida is cheaper than Kenya? Really?

More chance of being randomly shot.....in Florida.

 

[redshift]

More chance of being randomly shot.....in Florida.

Depends on the area though...no wonder they made this GIF.



My sis lives in Tampa, which ain't too bad. Florida is not for me though.

 

[Chicken]

England

Because under my "leadership" you really would get something to moan about

 

[Blacula]

England

Because under my "leadership" you really would get something to moan about

Can I have Merseyside for a small fee ?

I wish to commit genocide and other crimes against humanity, can't think of better place to do it.

 

[Awol]

Can I have Merseyside for a small fee ?

I wish to commit genocide and other crimes against humanity, can't think of better place to do it.

Humanity? Merseyside?

 

[Lardbeast]

Humanity? Merseyside?

Apparently the DNA has a 96% similarity to human DNA.

The same could be said for broccoli.

 

[DAS]

More chance of being randomly shot.....in Florida.

Or falling into a sink hole.

 

[samain11]

New Zealand springs to mind and I would keep it just the way it is.

Apart from banning them from travelling to Japan that is.

 

[redshift]

Apart from banning them from travelling to Japan that is.

Don't get it?

 

[lastwalt]

Don't get it?

Rugby World Cup.

If you ever go to NZ, you'd better start being able to tune in to these things.

 

[lastwalt]

I think I'd buy Ireland and turn it into a golf course. For two reasons:
1. It would stop all the incredibly tedious discussion about the Irish border and the backstop.
2. I could encourage every tedious ****** who plays golf to **** off over there.