What makes Banja Luka so special...

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  1. Received the following yesterday from BL.

    I had intended doing a lot of serious work yesterday.

    I still haven’t got round to it :)

    (Apparently, girls in BL now outnumber blokes 7 -to- 1 . . . . )

    Oh! The music’s good too, although I have no idea what they are on about =|

     
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  2. I have a flat (well rent one) in Banja Luka and have been there since 2001 (although the last 5 or so years I have mainly been in sandy fucktard places). I like Banja Luka for many reasons and that is one of them.

    **** swimming in that river though, its full of shit.
     
  3. Can I come and stay at yours?

    I was at Banja Luka for 2 years. ******* loved it and always swore I'd go back.
     
  4. Looks just like the park in Hastings!
     
  5. It certainly wasn't the metal factory.
     
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  6. Banja Napa mental factory was ******* whizz!

    Do you not remember the lovely Nina behind the bar? And Jake?

    They cried when I went home.
     
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  7. In fact I'd go as far as to say that EM visited me there.

    <Poff> Hey, D_L why are you ******* about here at BLMF where your job is to drive water to hilltop rebro sites? Are you not sick of working 6 hr days, pocketing only £500 a week? Are you not sick of your hundreds of drunken friends with whom you get take refreshments each evening, spending five or six pounds getting ratted? Are you not sick of all the free cookhouse food? Are you not tired of the 40 degree heat? A man of your calibre only being granted 6 weeks leave a year, 8 96 hr passes to Zagreb and only 8 adventure training weekends on the Adriatic? You are destined for greater things, surely?

    Cash in thy savings and use them to become the man you want to be. A pornographer, perhaps? Seek thy fortune.

    Good thinking, EM!

    Bwa ha ha.
     
  8. Spent a while running Springfield Ops at BL Metal Factory. Bosnia had it's beautiful bits, but I'm not sure BL was one of them, IMHO.
     
  9. Ah, it was the lovely Tanya behind the bar in my time - G&T served in pint glasses and mess parties that beggared belief...happy days (although some mornings were a touch shoddy).
     
  10. You must have been there a bit after me. It was like something out of The Great Escape in '00-'01.

    There was officially a 2 can rule in place but the Canadian RSM from PPCLI ( I think he was a stab) spent a lot of time waving his stick and threatening to shut the bars... and generally achieved **** all but a red face.
     
  11. Absolutely. As long as you teach me the ways of getting a wench to allow you to take pictures of her naked.....my ways always seem to fail!
     
  12. Ah yes....I had many an altercation with that chap.
     
  13. You would have been there same time as me then. KORBR had their own (quite shite) bar and the CSM didn't want anyone going anywhere else. He'd also be in there most nights so that made it a bit extra shite.

    Spent most of the time in the EFI or the little dutch coffee place next to the cookhouse where they thought that squirty cream on coffee made it a cappuccino

    Sent in a harsh font, using finger paints
     
  14. It's really very simple.

    I give them money.

    A lot of money.

    Can I really come and stay at yours?
     
  15. Which one? There was a Windsor Davis type character there to begin with who was pretty mellow, then there was Penfold who did try to do discipline, bless him.

    He just didn't understand that with Brits and Alcohol you just have to turn a blind eye.