What makes a good Army wife ?

[Mr_Wimpy]

My Learned friends, in you opinion, What makes a good Army wife ?

 

[mediumwhiteamericano]

Ron Hills

 

[Murphy_Slaw]

I can see this thread running a while.

How about
Big chebs
No morals
and turns into 6 pack and a pizza when you've finished for the night.

 

[oldbaldy]

The ability to pack a bergen without prompting.

 

[Baseplate]

The ability to say 'He's away on scheme for the week' with her mouth full

Happy days.................

 

[The_Rattler]

to wear her husbands rank and use it with more authority

 

[gladimout]

to wear her husbands rank with more authority

Quality!

 

[thrombo]

cook
clean
not smoke
provide cigarettes
not drink
provide alcohol
always wants sex
nice chebs
nice arrse
dislike sports
dislike everything you like
dislike shopping
dislike your credit card
sits down, shuts up and faces the front
does not put on excessive weight
spends money on you, but doesn't like you spending your money on her

 

[Moodybitch]

cook
clean
not smoke
provide cigarettes
not drink
provide alcohol
always wants sex
nice chebs
nice arrse
dislike sports
dislike everything you like
dislike shopping
dislike your credit card
sits down, shuts up and faces the front
does not put on excessive weight
spends money on you, but doesn't like you spending your money on her

Dream on

 

[mediumwhiteamericano]

cook
clean
not smoke
provide cigarettes
not drink
provide alcohol
always wants sex
nice chebs
nice arrse
dislike sports
dislike everything you like
dislike shopping
dislike your credit card
sits down, shuts up and faces the front
does not put on excessive weight
spends money on you, but doesn't like you spending your money on her

Dream on

Acts like Moody

 

[niner_domestic]

Make sure they have this stamped on their butt along with their NSN and you're good.. accept no substitute...

 

[Wasanig]

Has spare pack of OMO for the pleasure of the singleys
Ron Hills and white stilletoes
Makes a mean breakfast

 

[Dog-faced-soldier]

I find the ability to look nice in a dress, hold a polite conversation with the boss, and give no public hint of the fact that she has the morals of an alley cat to be very helpful.

 

[bigbird67]

cook
clean
not smoke
provide cigarettes
not drink
provide alcohol
always wants sex
nice chebs
nice arrse
dislike sports
dislike everything you like
dislike shopping
dislike your credit card
sits down, shuts up and faces the front
does not put on excessive weight
spends money on you, but doesn't like you spending your money on her

Dream on

Acts like Moody

What...waits til you come home pished and takes pics of you with KFC bones in your ricker!!!

 

[mediumwhiteamericano]

cook
clean
not smoke
provide cigarettes
not drink
provide alcohol
always wants sex
nice chebs
nice arrse
dislike sports
dislike everything you like
dislike shopping
dislike your credit card
sits down, shuts up and faces the front
does not put on excessive weight
spends money on you, but doesn't like you spending your money on her

Dream on

Acts like Moody

What...waits til you come home pished and takes pics of you with KFC bones in your ricker!!!

This is new information...

 

[CarpeDiem]

Come on, everyone knows that it's the ability to fire three rounds a minute in any weather.

 

[flowers]

Hang on, I thought it was always to be ready and willing for sex (inc. botty sex) and to always to have G & T ingredients in the house. Am I wrong?

 

[Moodybitch]

Hang on, I thought it was always to be ready and willing for sex (inc. botty sex) and to always to have G & T ingredients in the house. Am I wrong?

It is. Yes, when you've worked a 60 hr week, done all the cleaning and ran round after the kids, you must still be up for a shag like a demented nympho.

This is why army wives wear rons lads, in order to repel you when you're roaming the house like a dog with ten dicks.

 

[Bowser-Mong]

Ron Hill tracksters (pref black)
White high heels with front whitened by tippex
Thick ski jacket
King size fags and cheap lighter.

 

[Outstanding]

I can make one, any time you ask!