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What makes a good Army wife ?

#8
cook
clean
not smoke
provide cigarettes
not drink
provide alcohol
always wants sex
nice chebs
nice arrse
dislike sports
dislike everything you like
dislike shopping
dislike your credit card
sits down, shuts up and faces the front
does not put on excessive weight
spends money on you, but doesn't like you spending your money on her
 
#9
thrombo said:
cook
clean
not smoke
provide cigarettes
not drink
provide alcohol
always wants sex
nice chebs
nice arrse
dislike sports
dislike everything you like
dislike shopping
dislike your credit card
sits down, shuts up and faces the front
does not put on excessive weight
spends money on you, but doesn't like you spending your money on her
Dream on :D
 
#10
Moodybitch said:
thrombo said:
cook
clean
not smoke
provide cigarettes
not drink
provide alcohol
always wants sex
nice chebs
nice arrse
dislike sports
dislike everything you like
dislike shopping
dislike your credit card
sits down, shuts up and faces the front
does not put on excessive weight
spends money on you, but doesn't like you spending your money on her
Dream on :D
Acts like Moody :hug:
 
#13
I find the ability to look nice in a dress, hold a polite conversation with the boss, and give no public hint of the fact that she has the morals of an alley cat to be very helpful.
 
#14
mediumwhiteamericano said:
Moodybitch said:
thrombo said:
cook
clean
not smoke
provide cigarettes
not drink
provide alcohol
always wants sex
nice chebs
nice arrse
dislike sports
dislike everything you like
dislike shopping
dislike your credit card
sits down, shuts up and faces the front
does not put on excessive weight
spends money on you, but doesn't like you spending your money on her
Dream on :D
Acts like Moody :hug:
What...waits til you come home pished and takes pics of you with KFC bones in your ricker!!! 8O
 
#15
bigbird67 said:
mediumwhiteamericano said:
Moodybitch said:
thrombo said:
cook
clean
not smoke
provide cigarettes
not drink
provide alcohol
always wants sex
nice chebs
nice arrse
dislike sports
dislike everything you like
dislike shopping
dislike your credit card
sits down, shuts up and faces the front
does not put on excessive weight
spends money on you, but doesn't like you spending your money on her
Dream on :D
Acts like Moody :hug:
What...waits til you come home pished and takes pics of you with KFC bones in your ricker!!! 8O
This is new information...
 
#17
Hang on, I thought it was always to be ready and willing for sex (inc. botty sex) and to always to have G & T ingredients in the house. Am I wrong?
 
#18
flowers said:
Hang on, I thought it was always to be ready and willing for sex (inc. botty sex) and to always to have G & T ingredients in the house. Am I wrong?

It is. Yes, when you've worked a 60 hr week, done all the cleaning and ran round after the kids, you must still be up for a shag like a demented nympho.

This is why army wives wear rons lads, in order to repel you when you're roaming the house like a dog with ten dicks.