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What makes a good Army wife ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Wimpy, Mar 11, 2008.

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  1. Mr_Wimpy

    Mr_Wimpy Swinger

    My Learned friends, in you opinion, What makes a good Army wife ?
     
    Mr_Wimpy, Mar 11, 2008
    #1
  2. mediumwhiteamericano

    mediumwhiteamericano LE

    Ron Hills
     
    mediumwhiteamericano, Mar 11, 2008
    #2
  3. Murphy_Slaw

    Murphy_Slaw LE

    I can see this thread running a while.

    How about
    Big chebs
    No morals
    and turns into 6 pack and a pizza when you've finished for the night.
     
    Murphy_Slaw, Mar 11, 2008
    #3
  4. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    The ability to pack a bergen without prompting.
     
    oldbaldy, Mar 11, 2008
    #4
  5. Baseplate

    Baseplate War Hero

    The ability to say 'He's away on scheme for the week' with her mouth full :D

    Happy days.................
     
    Baseplate, Mar 11, 2008
    #5
  6. The_Rattler

    The_Rattler LE

    to wear her husbands rank and use it with more authority
     
    The_Rattler, Mar 11, 2008
    #6
  7. gladimout

    gladimout Old-Salt

    Quality!
     
    gladimout, Mar 11, 2008
    #7
  8. thrombo

    thrombo Old-Salt

    cook
    clean
    not smoke
    provide cigarettes
    not drink
    provide alcohol
    always wants sex
    nice chebs
    nice arrse
    dislike sports
    dislike everything you like
    dislike shopping
    dislike your credit card
    sits down, shuts up and faces the front
    does not put on excessive weight
    spends money on you, but doesn't like you spending your money on her
     
    thrombo, Mar 11, 2008
    #8
  9. Moodybitch

    Moodybitch LE

    Dream on :D
     
    Moodybitch, Mar 11, 2008
    #9
  10. mediumwhiteamericano

    mediumwhiteamericano LE

    Acts like Moody :hug:
     
    mediumwhiteamericano, Mar 11, 2008
    #10
  11. niner_domestic

    niner_domestic

    Make sure they have this stamped on their butt along with their NSN and you're good.. accept no substitute...
     
    niner_domestic, Mar 11, 2008
    #11
  12. Wasanig

    Wasanig Old-Salt

    Has spare pack of OMO for the pleasure of the singleys
    Ron Hills and white stilletoes
    Makes a mean breakfast
     
    Wasanig, Mar 11, 2008
    #12
  13. Dog-faced-soldier

    Dog-faced-soldier War Hero

    I find the ability to look nice in a dress, hold a polite conversation with the boss, and give no public hint of the fact that she has the morals of an alley cat to be very helpful.
     
    Dog-faced-soldier, Mar 11, 2008
    #13
  14. bigbird67

    bigbird67 LE

    What...waits til you come home pished and takes pics of you with KFC bones in your ricker!!! 8O
     
    bigbird67, Mar 11, 2008
    #14
  16. mediumwhiteamericano

    mediumwhiteamericano LE

    This is new information...
     
    mediumwhiteamericano, Mar 11, 2008
    #15
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