What makes a good Army wife ?

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  1. My Learned friends, in you opinion, What makes a good Army wife ?
  2. I can see this thread running a while.

    How about
    Big chebs
    No morals
    and turns into 6 pack and a pizza when you've finished for the night.
  3. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    The ability to pack a bergen without prompting.
  4. The ability to say 'He's away on scheme for the week' with her mouth full :D

    Happy days.................
  5. to wear her husbands rank and use it with more authority
  6. Quality!
  7. cook
    not smoke
    provide cigarettes
    not drink
    provide alcohol
    always wants sex
    nice chebs
    nice arrse
    dislike sports
    dislike everything you like
    dislike shopping
    dislike your credit card
    sits down, shuts up and faces the front
    does not put on excessive weight
    spends money on you, but doesn't like you spending your money on her
  8. Dream on :D
  9. Acts like Moody :hug:
  10. Make sure they have this stamped on their butt along with their NSN and you're good.. accept no substitute...
  11. Has spare pack of OMO for the pleasure of the singleys
    Ron Hills and white stilletoes
    Makes a mean breakfast
  12. I find the ability to look nice in a dress, hold a polite conversation with the boss, and give no public hint of the fact that she has the morals of an alley cat to be very helpful.
  13. What...waits til you come home pished and takes pics of you with KFC bones in your ricker!!! 8O
  14. This is new information...