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What kind of girl do you go for?

What kind of girl would you like?

  • An innocent young virgin (legal age!)

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  • An experienced older woman (within reason!)

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  • A woman with moderate experience

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  • A woman who has had so many one night stands she doesn't even remember how many men she has sle

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  • I wouldn't want to know how many men she has slept with - ignorance is bliss!

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#1
I was having a chat with a girlfriend of mine about what men like in a woman after watching the trailer for The Ugly Truth

(for those who have never heard of it, here is a link to the trailer:
The Ugly TruthEnjoy)


I think I know what they like as I have talked about the subject with loads of straight men as general conversation and I think they'd be more open and honest talking to a gay bloke than they'd be talking to a woman.

BUT as I want to check, I thought I should do a poll on it and where better to do a poll on what macho straight men look for in a woman than on Arrse? :D So Please vote and I we will see what men really want!

Cheers fellas!
 
#9
viking27 said:
A girl that does'nt always want to fcuking cuddle
Yup I've heard this one before. I've never been with a woman but this is a common complaint - girls want to cuddle and talk afterwards while men want to roll over and get back to sleep (or run off back to the wife before she can get suspicious!)

As one mate put it 'If she was the one doing all the work then she would bloody well wanna get to sleep straight after too!'

Nuff said! :D
 
#13
I like them to be a bit feisty, but not too much that I can't get the hood on them and into the boot of the car.

I could do with a car with a big boot so that I can have a threesome.
 
#14
dingerr said:
I like them to be a bit feisty, but not too much that I can't get the hood on them and into the boot of the car.

I could do with a car with a big boot so that I can have a threesome.

Chuck out the barrow from your dubro/tactica/witever your latest war chariot is these days.

I like the ones that like to scream and shout and not timid field mouses at least that way you know why god unvented gaffa tape.
 
#15
Marc_St_Hilaire said:
A girl that goes and gets me a beer when I've finished. Logically then, a pub landlady. Good norks are an advantage too.
Sounds like an ideal situation, but from experience pub landladys are rarely much to look at! Maybe a barmaid would be better? Or daughter of a pub landlord? hehe :D
 
#17
I have a mate of mine who has this written on a poster of a well endowed woman on his wall. I found it online and thought I'd share!

The Perfect Woman would say...

The Perfect Woman would say:

1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

5. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

12. I'll be out painting the house.

13.I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.

14. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

17. Your mother did a great job raising you.

18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.

19. I understand fully...
our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

21. Not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!

22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or8.

23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

24. That was a great fart! Do another one!

25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...
 
#18
As mentioned before i have been grooming a septic bird who professes to be complete filth and has stated she would enjoy swallowing my load getting it up the arrse while i choke her and already enjoys sipping from the furry cup. Sounds like a fun time to be had but of course she is nutty as squirrel sh1t but hey never a dull moment guaranteed.
 

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