What job in HM Armed Forces would Jermy Clarkson be most suited to?

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  1. Definitely NOT a driver.

    Possibly washing AFVs after a day out at bovington?
  2. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    I Didn't think there was a trade within the Military for motoring journalists.

    So probably none.

    Saying that, he did go to Afghan for a cup of tea and a glass of screech, so he's deployed further than Bravo Bravo
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  3. Chief of the Defence Staff,he'd sort out all those CS,in the MOD!

    Please note: I deliberately didn't say 'working' in the MOD! ;-)
  4. Chairman of the Armed Forces Pay Review Body, and Forces Pension Society.

    Oh, wait , no. He doesn't like the public sector because it costs too much, and the pensions are gold plated...perhaps he'll have to make a list of which public sector employees are 'in' and which are 'out'?
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  5. Families Officer...all that compassion!

    'I'm sorry, you need what?....shooting more like!'
  6. The man's right wing, bonkers, has wild impractical ideas - general staff, surely?
  7. Its gotta be the monkeys - theyre fat, opinionated, self righteous cunts - he is ideal for that shower
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  8. Figure 11
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  9. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Gunner Officer.

    Gangly scruffy cunt with a traditional right wing outlook, useless at any task requiring manual dexterity and he has great potential to perform the well known 'Gunner Officer Spacker Type Salute'.

    Definitely a Gunner Officer.
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  10. Harsh, apart from which would not fit in the frames.
  11. Chaplain.
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  12. Part of the test team for new IED proof silver shadows ?
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  13. Latrine attendant
  14. PR and Media ops - 'the Ministry of Defence regrets....no, hang on, we don't....'
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  15. I/C firing party for the kind of Outrage Bus spacktard that gets outraged over a joke on the tele.
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