What job in HM Armed Forces would Jermy Clarkson be most suited to?

#1
Definitely NOT a driver.

Possibly washing AFVs after a day out at bovington?
 
#2
I Didn't think there was a trade within the Military for motoring journalists.

So probably none.

Saying that, he did go to Afghan for a cup of tea and a glass of screech, so he's deployed further than Bravo Bravo
 
#3
Chief of the Defence Staff,he'd sort out all those CS,in the MOD!


Please note: I deliberately didn't say 'working' in the MOD! ;-)
 
#4
Chairman of the Armed Forces Pay Review Body, and Forces Pension Society.

Oh, wait , no. He doesn't like the public sector because it costs too much, and the pensions are gold plated...perhaps he'll have to make a list of which public sector employees are 'in' and which are 'out'?
 
#6
The man's right wing, bonkers, has wild impractical ideas - general staff, surely?
 
#7
Its gotta be the monkeys - theyre fat, opinionated, self righteous cunts - he is ideal for that shower
 

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#9
Gunner Officer.

Gangly scruffy cunt with a traditional right wing outlook, useless at any task requiring manual dexterity and he has great potential to perform the well known 'Gunner Officer Spacker Type Salute'.

Definitely a Gunner Officer.
 
#16
Head of procurement. He might actually test something before it gets given to the troops. And if its shit he would say so.
 
#19
He is the original barking mad Lt Colonel. Wheeled out for Remembrance Day, then put back in hiring with the nice nurse.
 
#20
It's obvious he'd be a VM in the REME. Tiffy in no time.
 

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