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What job in HM Armed Forces would Jermy Clarkson be most suited to?

I Didn't think there was a trade within the Military for motoring journalists.

So probably none.

Saying that, he did go to Afghan for a cup of tea and a glass of screech, so he's deployed further than Bravo Bravo
Chief of the Defence Staff,he'd sort out all those CS,in the MOD!

Please note: I deliberately didn't say 'working' in the MOD! ;-)
Chairman of the Armed Forces Pay Review Body, and Forces Pension Society.

Oh, wait , no. He doesn't like the public sector because it costs too much, and the pensions are gold plated...perhaps he'll have to make a list of which public sector employees are 'in' and which are 'out'?


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Gunner Officer.

Gangly scruffy cunt with a traditional right wing outlook, useless at any task requiring manual dexterity and he has great potential to perform the well known 'Gunner Officer Spacker Type Salute'.

Definitely a Gunner Officer.

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