A teacher started her first day at a new school, facing a class of eight year olds. In an attempt to get to know the children, she asked them to write down what job their fathers had. one little girl just sat at her desk with her arms folded. The teacher asked her why she wasn't writing anything. The little girl said " My dad died last year" The teacher said " I am so sorry, But what did he do before he died?" The little girl said " He grabbed his chest, fell on the floor, turned blue and pissed and shat himself"