what job could Jesus do?

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  1. What job could Jesus do if he came to the UK? Bearing in mind that he's now about 2014 years old and that kids half his age are struggling to find work?
    He's probably never paid any income tax for quite a while so I doubt he'd get any dole.
    And if he decided to pursue a political career, would he join the House of Commons or the House of Lords?
     
  2. Carpenter.
     
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  3. He'd never get a job in the Malteser factory.
     
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  4. Fecking Immigrants putting our fecking Celtic Druids out of fecking business, I'm off to slaughter some children to clear the headache I've got!
     
  5. No, they moved the factory to Poland!
     
  6. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Everyone knows the Armed forces are Gods.
    Might join up
    He could teach jock Regiments how to turn water into buckfast.
     
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  7. He'd never lose at hide and seek either.

    "Oh FFS Judas leave them on the table, they'll only clink and rattle and give you away, are you listening Judas? Right, get ready you lot, I'm going to turn away, count to 100 and cover my eyes..."
     
  8. Well, God is Airborne.


    Poor fucker failed the Commando Course...
     
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  9. Since when has paying income tax been a pre-requisite for getting any benefits in this country?
     
  10. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    70's themed porn star.
     
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  11. That's a lie!

    Jesus is nails.

    You weren't there man, you weren't there...
     
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  12. I suppose I.N.R.I. counts as a badge, but it wasn't on his sleeve.
     
  13. He could be a Jesus lookalike!
     
  14. If he lacked self belief then Archbishop of Canturbury would be a good gig.