What is wrong with ARRSE

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Jan 27, 2012.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Sock Puppet Accounts.
    Whingers moaning about being picked on.
    Internet Hardmen (Like that farce with Cam Carrot).
    WofW wanting to close down a forum for no apparent reason and no explanation.

    It's very fucking simple people, if you don't like whats happening then fuck off. I've got grand kids more mature than some of you lot.

    Mods, can we have a school playground forum so these tossers have somewhere to play.

    Many thanks

    Lots of love

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  2. Oh, the irony!!!!!
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  3. You forgot to mention that everyone is a cunt.
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  4. Haha, wonderful!
  5. Is it that time of year already?
  6. Quality Madam.
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  7. Well that's an easy one--too many Americans on here. :)
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  8. or..

    Blanket Stacker
    When do we get paid
    Whats your best run time
    I'm blind - Is this a barrier to entry ?
    I'm a nonce and not being treated fairly by this site
    Can I join the paras with a BARB of 3 and a BMI of 56 ?
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  9. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    ...and it's not even February.
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  10. They're all cunts but thee and me. And even thou art a bit of a cunt.
  11. Yes so you've still time to save for my birthday present.
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Shit, your right!

    Apart from Sluggy who just makes my knob leak when I read her posts. I've got a semi-on already.
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  13. He walked right into that one. I'm surprised he hasn't been on the phone yet calling me a bitch.
  14. I'll tell you what's wrong with my Arrse. The trots.

    Why does the sweetcorn always come out in whole kernals? I chew it up but it miraculously reforms into whole kernals as I drop it into the trap. And I thought stomach acid could digest almost anything.. Anything except sweetcorn it seems.

    Well, at least it adds some colour to the proceedings.
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  15. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Is that the prezzie that comes with BOHICA? :)