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What is the worst sound in the world?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The-Goose, Dec 11, 2008.

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  1. The-Goose

    The-Goose LE

    On BFBS yesterday and they came up with some real tosh eg the constant ringing of an unanswered phone.

    I am sure that arssers can come up with better then we should invite BFBS to read out a selection (bet they don't).

    How about 10 thumps of incoming mortars.
     
    The-Goose, Dec 11, 2008
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  2. The_Phantom

    The_Phantom Old-Salt

    The sound of someone retching is enough to make me retch.
     
    The_Phantom, Dec 11, 2008
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  3. The_Phantom

    The_Phantom Old-Salt

    Oh and the sound of a bollocking from Gen Dannatt wasn't that good either - I nearly retched then too...except for the fact i was too busy shatting myself.
     
    The_Phantom, Dec 11, 2008
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  4. mediumwhiteamericano

    mediumwhiteamericano LE

    "Your stag mate"
     
    mediumwhiteamericano, Dec 11, 2008
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  5. shots_in

    shots_in Old-Salt

    with only 9 going off :twisted:
     
    shots_in, Dec 11, 2008
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  6. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Squeaky chalk on a blackboard
     
    mwl946, Dec 11, 2008
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  7. longlivethequeen

    longlivethequeen LE

    The wife whenI come home lashed up ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
    longlivethequeen, Dec 11, 2008
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  8. Can_do_attitude

    Can_do_attitude Old-Salt

    My girlfriends constant bitching about anything....and I mean anything! :x :roll:
     
    Can_do_attitude, Dec 11, 2008
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  9. intergeri

    intergeri LE

    james blunt's snivelly, fcuking whinging voice or my alarm clock going off at 5am. Or the sound of dripping water as my upstairs neighbour floods me out again! Last time it was due to nailing down a carpet with 6 inch nails and going through a water pipe :x
     
    intergeri, Dec 11, 2008
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  10. k13eod

    k13eod LE

    The sound of an explosion in the vicinity of your foot!
     
    k13eod, Dec 11, 2008
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  11. vvaannmmaann

    vvaannmmaann LE

    The sound of a key in the lock whilst amusing yourself with some gentlemens' entertainment magazine.






    Not that this has ever happened to me,honest.
     
    vvaannmmaann, Dec 11, 2008
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  12. Dubb_al_Ibn

    Dubb_al_Ibn War Hero

    The Kit-Kat-like cracking sound my right elbow made as it broke....the pain came later.
     
    Dubb_al_Ibn, Dec 11, 2008
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  13. Social_Handgrenade

    Social_Handgrenade War Hero

    Similarly... 2 mins after climbing into gonk sack...

    "Social?.... Comms are down in one three"

    Every fecking night... I'm sure the bsatards were doing it on purpose :x
     
    Social_Handgrenade, Dec 11, 2008
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  14. JWRRC318

    JWRRC318 Old-Salt

    Gillian McKeith's voice :x
     
    JWRRC318, Dec 11, 2008
    #14
  16. Iscoed

    Iscoed War Hero

    ''Pick up the Log''
     
    Iscoed, Dec 11, 2008
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