What is the worst sound in the world?

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  1. On BFBS yesterday and they came up with some real tosh eg the constant ringing of an unanswered phone.

    I am sure that arssers can come up with better then we should invite BFBS to read out a selection (bet they don't).

    How about 10 thumps of incoming mortars.
  2. The sound of someone retching is enough to make me retch.
  3. Oh and the sound of a bollocking from Gen Dannatt wasn't that good either - I nearly retched then too...except for the fact i was too busy shatting myself.
  4. "Your stag mate"
  5. with only 9 going off :twisted:
  6. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Squeaky chalk on a blackboard
  7. The wife whenI come home lashed up ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  8. My girlfriends constant bitching about anything....and I mean anything! :x :roll:
  9. james blunt's snivelly, fcuking whinging voice or my alarm clock going off at 5am. Or the sound of dripping water as my upstairs neighbour floods me out again! Last time it was due to nailing down a carpet with 6 inch nails and going through a water pipe :x
  10. The sound of an explosion in the vicinity of your foot!
  11. The sound of a key in the lock whilst amusing yourself with some gentlemens' entertainment magazine.

    Not that this has ever happened to me,honest.
  12. The Kit-Kat-like cracking sound my right elbow made as it broke....the pain came later.
  13. Similarly... 2 mins after climbing into gonk sack...

    "Social?.... Comms are down in one three"

    Every fecking night... I'm sure the bsatards were doing it on purpose :x
  14. Gillian McKeith's voice :x
  15. ''Pick up the Log''