what is the point..

#1
To me ,the mess is a place which we,as W.O/Sgts,.Ect have earnt a place where we can relax & have a 'club' with no noisy music (apart from functions) ect, our families as well enjoy the 'privileges'that go with the rank we hold & we can enjoy a sense of decorum & tradition which harks back to the old days.If we all used the same messing,then the rank structure would'nt be as strong & us SNCO's would,nt get the respect that the rank,not so much the man,deserves.Besides,dining out night's are a bloody good p*** up!!!lol
Spike
 
#6
Having read a recent edition of Soldier magazine I have to question what Army some of us are in. The Sergeants' Mess is the most exclusive club in the world {irrespective of it having been founded on the same basis of the Officers Mess - Sergeants stripes sold because Seaforth had run out of commissions}. How can some Royal Signals SCROTE who has been honoured by being promoted to this esteemed position have the audacity to question our values, standards and traditions. In my humble opinion he should be whipped to within an inch of his life, then reduced in rank. His RSM should be ashamed of himself that this man thinks he has the right to question. My advise to you his RSM is let this go unchallenged and the 'Mess is gone forever.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#7
That's the Scaleys for you. Mind you, it makes a refreshing change. Any Mess who has the misfortune to have more than 6 of them on the books, will generally find them plotting a take over or trying to spend the entire entretainments fund by organising 'Scaleys Only' functions (which generally involves the laying on of busses at the Mess's expense to cart their mates in from neighbouring Scaley Units).

They were c*nts for it at 39 Bde and at 3 Bde.

Their Juniors are nothing but gobsh*tes and there Seniors are a right bunch of Walters.

A more anally retentive Corps I have yet to meet.
 
#8
Gents,

Some of the younger members of our Mess once enquired as to why I never use the back door.
I replied
"Because I spent 16 years earning the right to use the front door"

If you dont like the way a WO's & Sgts Mess is run, hand your stripes in and sign off.
 
#9
Doughnut said:
If you dont like the way a WO's & Sgts Mess is run, hand your stripes in and sign off.
Or join the Committee and make the changes.

Too many people who whinge about the Mess, but don't bother to get involved and organise events etc.
 
#11
Biscuits_AB said:
That's the Scaleys for you. Mind you, it makes a refreshing change. Any Mess who has the misfortune to have more than 6 of them on the books, will generally find them plotting a take over or trying to spend the entire entretainments fund by organising 'Scaleys Only' functions (which generally involves the laying on of busses at the Mess's expense to cart their mates in from neighbouring Scaley Units).

They were c*nts for it at 39 Bde and at 3 Bde.

Their Juniors are nothing but gobsh*tes and there Seniors are a right bunch of Walters.

A more anally retentive Corps I have yet to meet.
once again biscuits leaves everyone in doubt as to where he stands on an issue ;)
 
#12
hate to see him when he really does take umbridge with something. as for the mess takes some people years to get there and when they do they moan. not to bad in regimental life, hate to be in bde or corp mess. must be a full on battle ground.
 
#13
Biscuits_AB said:
That's the Scaleys for you. Mind you, it makes a refreshing change. Any Mess who has the misfortune to have more than 6 of them on the books, will generally find them plotting a take over or trying to spend the entire entretainments fund by organising 'Scaleys Only' functions (which generally involves the laying on of busses at the Mess's expense to cart their mates in from neighbouring Scaley Units).

They were c*nts for it at 39 Bde and at 3 Bde.

Their Juniors are nothing but gobsh*tes and there Seniors are a right bunch of Walters.

A more anally retentive Corps I have yet to meet.
Nice statement Biscuits (made me larf) but as the RSM of each Bde was Signals how can Signals attempt to take over the mess?

Over to you mate
 
#14
Biscuits_AB said:
That's the Scaleys for you. Mind you, it makes a refreshing change. Any Mess who has the misfortune to have more than 6 of them on the books, will generally find them plotting a take over or trying to spend the entire entretainments fund by organising 'Scaleys Only' functions (which generally involves the laying on of busses at the Mess's expense to cart their mates in from neighbouring Scaley Units).

They were c*nts for it at 39 Bde and at 3 Bde.

Their Juniors are nothing but gobsh*tes and there Seniors are a right bunch of Walters.

A more anally retentive Corps I have yet to meet.
Your right, Im one of them!! Its full of back stabbing b*stards and the seniors have only one agenda, their own!!
 
#15
OOMPALOOMPA said:
Biscuits_AB said:
That's the Scaleys for you. Mind you, it makes a refreshing change. Any Mess who has the misfortune to have more than 6 of them on the books, will generally find them plotting a take over or trying to spend the entire entretainments fund by organising 'Scaleys Only' functions (which generally involves the laying on of busses at the Mess's expense to cart their mates in from neighbouring Scaley Units).

They were c*nts for it at 39 Bde and at 3 Bde.

Their Juniors are nothing but gobsh*tes and there Seniors are a right bunch of Walters.

A more anally retentive Corps I have yet to meet.
Your right, Im one of them!! Its full of back stabbing b*stards and the seniors have only one agenda, their own!!
you never get anyone come on here and talk about how nice and loyal their own particular capbadge is, do you? :)

I for one always found the engineers excellent to work and live with, for instance. No, I'm not one of them.

Just a thought!
 
#16
OOMPALOOMPA said:
Biscuits_AB said:
That's the Scaleys for you. Mind you, it makes a refreshing change. Any Mess who has the misfortune to have more than 6 of them on the books, will generally find them plotting a take over or trying to spend the entire entretainments fund by organising 'Scaleys Only' functions (which generally involves the laying on of busses at the Mess's expense to cart their mates in from neighbouring Scaley Units).

They were c*nts for it at 39 Bde and at 3 Bde.

Their Juniors are nothing but gobsh*tes and there Seniors are a right bunch of Walters.

A more anally retentive Corps I have yet to meet.
Your right, Im one of them!! Its full of back stabbing b*stards and the seniors have only one agenda, their own!!
so your c*unt/gobsh*te then?
 

oldbaldy

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#17
George_007 Said
"My advise to you his RSM is let this go unchallenged and the 'Mess is gone forever"

Can we have that again?
Prefer English this time though :roll: :?


Correcting my own error :oops: :oops:
 
#18
There is always 1 little co-ck that airs his ill informed opinions in a public forum. This little turd will get his comeuppance – people do not forget that quickly can you imagine his next RSM – “Sgt XXXX, now where have I heard that name before?........Ah yes! Get here you little f:ck”
Probably (definitely) promoted ahead of his age/experience/ability.
2nd time in little over a year that some dozy fu@k SNCO fm the Siganls has expressed his idiot opinions in a letter in Soldier.

Biscuits I remember from my time at 39X that the RMP were the worst offenders of taking over the mess for their own business – by having breakfasts on Saturday mornings in Mess Kit – however the rest of the mess were allowed to use the bar at lunch time/afternoon – Kind of ruined the ambiance with all the Monkeys in Mess kit and the ‘livers in’ in normal get up watching the rugby on TV.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#19
Yep I agree, they were very good at taking over as well, but that was 39 Bde. But I'm neither scaley nor chimp so I've no loyalty to either. I do remember one morning though, when I caught the RSM of 39 Bde Scaleys and his oppo from 15 Sigs in my mess discussing a proposition to take it over as a purely scaley mess, a proposition that was facked off at the high port by the 39 Bde Commander. Never liked scaleys never will. An agenda all of their own those c*nts. Out of the 2 main cap badges in that Mess, I actually preferred the chimps. At least they spoke to you (probably some sort of sneaky interview).

The RSM of 39 Bde scaleys was only the Pres of the 39 Mess as the chimps RSMs of which there were 2, were too facking lazy to do the job and that's from the horses mouths. As for the comment about the Scaleys RSM being the Mess Pres in 3 Bde.......oh no he facking wasn't. It was the RSM of the R IRISH and don't you forget it. I've no idea who it was when they moved to Portadown but in Armagh.....it was definately the RSM of the R IRISH, much to the dismay of the no trade RD w*nker from the Scaleys and his lanky 2 faced wet Training Sergeant Paul Somecuntorother, who spent most of his working day reporting back to his no trade mate on everything that happened in the Mess.

Scaleys. W*nkers.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#20
sniper9 said:
hate to see him when he really does take umbridge with something. as for the mess takes some people years to get there and when they do they moan. not to bad in regimental life, hate to be in bde or corp mess. must be a full on battle ground.
If I'm correct, you are not yet a member of the Mess you big time Walting little c*nt, so your opinion means fack all in my view.

A chippy Cav tw*t bigging it up because he's a sniper....yeah, I'm in facking awe of you you little f*ck.

That enough umbridge for you?
 

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