What is the point of the Paralyic Games?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mexeman, Oct 21, 2011.

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  1. Mexeman

    Mexeman LE

    OK, I know it's not PC but, really, what is their purpose?
     
  2. To give you a goal?
     
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  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    They exist so that moronic cunts like you can make dicks out of themselves.
     
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  4. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    I thought it was all about heavy drinking.
     
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  6. Ciggie

    Ciggie LE

    I used to participate in a local pub footie game, entry qualification being drinking 10 pints of Bass, half time refreshments being as many bottled beers as you could drink. Second half was always feckin hilarious......
     
  7. Have you got your name down for the dyslexia event?
     
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  8. What is the purpose of you drawing breath and depriving other more beneficial members of society much needed O2?
     
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  9. The spelling Bee?
     
  10. I'm not interested until they make a series of 'Strictly Special Come Dancing.'
     

  11. on ice
     
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  12. Wearing roller skates.
     
  13. goatrutar

    goatrutar Guest

    While being chased by Dobermans.
     
  14. Ciggie

    Ciggie LE

    With an icecream van instead of a hare.