What is the most mischievous thing youve done on camp on ex

#1
This must have been done millions of times before, however I feel it's time for some anacdotes.
What is the most mischievous thing you've done on camp on exercise or in training? I'd love to be able to begin this thread with stories of how me and my battles buddies jizzed in the CO's sleeping bag while meant to be on stag, but unfortunatly I don't have any stries. I just hope you all do!!....
 
#2
I remember being on exercise on Otterburn one dank Autumn when the latest wheeze was putting somnolent,almost hibernating adders in other peoples sleeping bags.

Check very carefully before you get in.............
 
#3
When I was ca postie we used to get damaged parcels in and stuff so we'd have to fill out damage forms and put them in clear bags one day one came in with a size 16 pvc dress and spanish fly in it so we bagged it shook it about so all the goods could be seen and got my mate the UPO of the unit it was going for get the lad to sign for it in front of everyone. Also heard lads playing football with boxes marked fragile(allegadly) did also try to wire a car battery charger to a lads bed before (didn't work though)
 
#7
Daft thing, really, but funny at the time. I guess you had to be there.

Op Telic 3, Shaibah, January 2004. Stole to CO's wardrobe from outside his tent whilst he was waiting to move into Corrimec, filled it with porno centrefolds, stencilled 'Operational Thrapping Cabinet, Mk 1' on the doors, complete with NSN, and left it on the parade square.

Oh well....
 
#8
firestarter said:
I remember being on exercise on Otterburn one dank Autumn when the latest wheeze was putting somnolent,almost hibernating adders in other peoples sleeping bags.

Check very carefully before you get in.............
I report this,I did not do it,I am sh1t scared of snakes.Thank you Bravo Bravo :twisted:
 
#9
once poured a large bottle of the worst aftershave imaginable over the parcel shelf of a RM 4 tonner during a heat wave, they shouldn't have left unlocked. bet they had a fun drive home.
 
#10
TA Recce Mech excersise on Detmold training area.

Imagine really hot week in summer ........

Recce Mechs kept leaving their webbing unattended, so after getting some tins of pilchards in tomato sauce (we had been fed on them for 7 days solid in some guise or other by the ACC) I carefully went round filling the gas masks of the offenders with the stuff.


After a few hours as part of their trade test ......... GAS GAS GAS .... followed by sounds of retching into a already gowfing gas mask :)



J
 
#11
Back in the days when Saltau was everyone's playground...

RSO parked up his Ferret on one of his many 'recces' around the area and disappeared off for his daily shower in the cess pit that was Reinsehlen Camp...unfortunately his driver had parked the thing up next to a field full of spuds. Guess what the cab was full of when he returned to his trusty chariot and threw open the hatch?
 
#13
One of the blokes in my unit thought it would be really funny to p*ss in my helmet whilst I slept. Oh how I laughed on the next road move when he discovered I had placed a compo richard the third on a piece of card inside his heater duct.
 
#14
Had a pal who used to remove batteries from ghetto blaster and lay a log in compartment. When said victim investigated why said item was defective, plucked open rear hatch to find big jobbie!! Also took young sprogs backs of their tv sets and placed log inside, so when telly warmed up it stank. His name was Rico Ryan if you know him, tell him he is a cnut.
 
#15
Thetford 1988-ish, and last vehicle reporting with ammo etc.

No sign of our unit at the agreed gridref, but another unit was right there. Walked into their CP and spoke with some upert who asked how we'd got in there - "no sentries seen sir". He insisted (wrongly) that he was in quite another location, so we left without identifying ourselves.

As we saw no sentries during our departure we went back and swapped the ignition keys between 4 LRs, set them all to neutral gear-box, and the petrol switches to between the tanks. Bet they had fun in the morning, and sentries were a bit brighter afterwards.

Best plan now was to find a dark corner, light cam and doze. Early morning found a nice bit of hard-standing and taught new boy to drive & first parade etc knowing that someone would be sent to search us out on entry route - et voila, the Sergeant Major put in an appearance.
 
#16
Filled my oppo's sleeping bag with DKP. Cue a ma-hoosive cloud of fullers earth enveloping him as he tries to settle down for the night. Much coughing, spluttering, and cussing ensues.

Hilarity for everyone else!
 
#17
Raided cookhouse at 0300 Grabbed all food and proceded to fry it up while cooks snored away in the larder. Ran back to billet and gorged ourselves silly on bacon ,egg and beans banjoes washed down with about 3 gallons of grapefruit juice. Returned to cookhouse and washed up pots and pans. Jobs a jobber! Giggled like kids at breakie when we overheard the Officers moaning cos they only had 1 rasher of bacon each. We got rumbled by the Camp Commandant of all people, but he found it quite entertaining.

Another time I bumped into an old pl comd of mine on the Cambrian Patrol Comp. Unfortunately for him he left his bergan unattended, which I prompty filled up with the biggest boulders I could find.
 
#18
Company jump onto SPTA for a short five day ex, containers packed (average weight 80 odd pounds), everyone fecks off for scoff before heading off to Lynham. While the lads are eating unpack one lads container and stuff two 10 pound weights then strap it back up... :lol: He lugged it all around for best part of the week, he went ballistic when he found them....... :lol: ............sorry Robbo......it wasn't me.
 
#19
was on a defensive ex on Sennybridge occupying a small position with my fire team. I'd been holding a richard for the last three days but had been too busy to go. Having a spare 5 mins I went down into the small valley besides the position. A small stream was running through with a few large rocks positioned as stepping stones. I curled one out on one of the rocks. Later on in the day the whole section turned up and everybody proceeded to curl one out on theese stepping stones. Finally the attack came in, when the guys came to cross the stream all you heard were shouts of disgust. What made it worst is that one of the guys who dumped on the stepping stones produces the largest turds ever. One was the size of an ammo tin and as wide as your wrist!!
 
#20
Is_That_A_Wah said:
Daft thing, really, but funny at the time. I guess you had to be there.

Op Telic 3, Shaibah, January 2004. Stole to CO's wardrobe from outside his tent whilst he was waiting to move into Corrimec, filled it with porno centrefolds, stencilled 'Operational Thrapping Cabinet, Mk 1' on the doors, complete with NSN, and left it on the parade square.

Oh well....


Was at Shiabah Telic 3 which CO and what parade square
 

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