1. Loads of money for beer
2. Flattish head (for resting beer on)
3. Goes like the clappers until I am satisfied. Maybe even twice if she is lucky.
4. Turns into a pizza after night on the beer and a sh*g.
One who "goes bandy" for a very low investment, preferably with her own pub..not afraid to be slapped about the face with an angry c*ck in a porn film styley but for whom the words "soapy t*t w*nk" bring the almost Pavlovian response of "Yes please but make sure you shoot it on my face"...who loves the taste of a man's tonsils but is not above trying to ingest them from below...one whose tradesman's entrance is left on the lightest of latches should an honest journeyman seek bum love within...
one whose tradesman's entrance is left on the lightest of latches should an honest journeyman seek bum love within...
Please can u tell me what the fascination with back door action is? having tried this on several occasions myself, I have to say that it aint particularly the most enjoyable thing in the world but I still am willing cos you gotta try everything once aint ya?! and of course you gotta keep your man happy but what I find mystifying is most of u squaddies object to guys doing up each other *********** so why the f**k you wanna copy them and do it to a bird? its totally beyond me!!