WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING A MILTARY GUY LOOK FOR

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Hi Yannie.
I think that you would be better off putting this post on the "Lonely Hearts" board.
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dui-lai said:
yannie said:
HI EVERYONE,

WHAT DOES A MILTARY GUY LOOK FOR.

WHEN THEY ARE INTRESTED IN HAVING A FRIENDSHIP WITH A LADY.
Big norks, goes like the clappers and swallows :wink:
spindler wrote
and an affinity for back door action


ALL OF THE ABOVE. PLUS A TWIN SISTER WITH THE SAME MORALS :twisted:
 
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Oh right you are asking about UK MILITARY...my guess is allowing your backdoors being kicked in.[/quote]

Because we all know American guys don't do ****! :wink:
 
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What I personally look for in a girl:
a) Shes got two legs
b) That shes never spent anytime in turkish prison and used to have b***s
c) That she is not immune to date rape drugs such as GHB
 
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chargetemp said:
What I personally look for in a girl:
a) Shes got two legs
b) That shes never spent anytime in turkish prison and used to have b***s
c) That she is not immune to date rape drugs such as GHB
Christ chargetemp, you have a lot of standards. I am happy with a) alone.
 
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What to look for in a chick:

1. Loads of money for beer
2. Flattish head (for resting beer on)
3. Goes like the clappers until I am satisfied. Maybe even twice if she is lucky.
4. Turns into a pizza after night on the beer and a sh*g.
 
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One who "goes bandy" for a very low investment, preferably with her own pub..not afraid to be slapped about the face with an angry c*ck in a porn film styley but for whom the words "soapy t*t w*nk" bring the almost Pavlovian response of "Yes please but make sure you shoot it on my face"...who loves the taste of a man's tonsils but is not above trying to ingest them from below...one whose tradesman's entrance is left on the lightest of latches should an honest journeyman seek bum love within...

What an angel.... :D
 
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Cuddles said:
one whose tradesman's entrance is left on the lightest of latches should an honest journeyman seek bum love within...

Please can u tell me what the fascination with back door action is? having tried this on several occasions myself, I have to say that it aint particularly the most enjoyable thing in the world but I still am willing cos you gotta try everything once aint ya?! and of course you gotta keep your man happy but what I find mystifying is most of u squaddies object to guys doing up each other *********** so why the f**k you wanna copy them and do it to a bird? its totally beyond me!! :?
 
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If you really want to know, get your self down to the following:
Jesters (Plymouth)
The Mill (winnersh)
Molly Millers (wokingham)
Johanna's (SouthSea)
Emma's (Gosport).
 
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WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING A MILITARY GUY LOOK FOR
A lass who doesn't mind putting on an S10 occasionally for a bit of 'autoasphyxiation action' and doesn't have handcuff escaping double jointed wrists.......


I'll get my gimpsuit......... :lol:
 
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yannie said:
HI EVERYONE,

WHAT DOES A MILTARY GUY LOOK FOR.

WHEN THEY ARE INTRESTED IN HAVING A FRIENDSHIP WITH A LADY.
Two legs, a head (for the giving of), at least one brain cell, and an ability to help old men across the road. 8O
 
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Anya1982 said:
If you really want to know, get your self down to the following:
Jesters (Plymouth)
The Mill (winnersh)
Molly Millers (wokingham)
Johanna's (SouthSea)
Emma's (Gosport).
Shame you gave the game away about Emmas, you forgot the Pink Palace(Catterick)
 
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Anya1982 said:
If you really want to know, get your self down to the following:
Jesters (Plymouth)
The Mill (winnersh)
Molly Millers (wokingham)
Johanna's (SouthSea)
Emma's (Gosport).
thanks anya but not exactly the kind of answer i was lookin for.
 
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