WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING A MILTARY GUY LOOK FOR

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  1. HI EVERYONE,

    WHAT DOES A MILTARY GUY LOOK FOR.

    WHEN THEY ARE INTRESTED IN HAVING A FRIENDSHIP WITH A LADY.
     
  2. Hi Yannie.
    I think that you would be better off putting this post on the "Lonely Hearts" board.
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    Here.
     
  3. Big norks, goes like the clappers and swallows :wink:
     
  4. and an affinity for back door action 8)
     
  5. A slapper that can spell M.I.L.I.T.A.R.Y.


    ...........and one that doesn't mind the odd bit of poking in the brown starfish.
     
  6. spindler wrote
    and an affinity for back door action


    ALL OF THE ABOVE. PLUS A TWIN SISTER WITH THE SAME MORALS :twisted:
     
  7. Oh right you are asking about UK MILITARY...my guess is allowing your backdoors being kicked in.[/quote]

    Because we all know American guys don't do ****! :wink:
     
  8. What I personally look for in a girl:
    a) Shes got two legs
    b) That shes never spent anytime in turkish prison and used to have b***s
    c) That she is not immune to date rape drugs such as GHB
     
  9. Christ chargetemp, you have a lot of standards. I am happy with a) alone.
     
  10. Uk Military types dont look for ladies!
     
  11. What to look for in a chick:

    1. Loads of money for beer
    2. Flattish head (for resting beer on)
    3. Goes like the clappers until I am satisfied. Maybe even twice if she is lucky.
    4. Turns into a pizza after night on the beer and a sh*g.
     
  12. One who "goes bandy" for a very low investment, preferably with her own pub..not afraid to be slapped about the face with an angry c*ck in a porn film styley but for whom the words "soapy t*t w*nk" bring the almost Pavlovian response of "Yes please but make sure you shoot it on my face"...who loves the taste of a man's tonsils but is not above trying to ingest them from below...one whose tradesman's entrance is left on the lightest of latches should an honest journeyman seek bum love within...

    What an angel.... :D
     
  13. A pulse.
     
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