Yeah, but while they had you 'occupied', their back shift were probably round your gaff doing your wife. They're c*nts for it. The monkeys that is.......well, maybe your wife is as well, I don't know, I've not met her.
sorry mate, PM me and i'll give you her mobile (the sneaky one she thinks i dont know about) ........ I'm out all day tomorrow so, crack on.........just dont nick my medical certificates......she'll tell you they are blags but, if you start itching, thats your fault.