https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/the-emperor-mongs-pronouncements.72507/page-5#post-1566238I've mentioned it before but @Ancient_Mariner's dit about the idiot matelots nicking the ship's steering wheel and running around the deck with it still has me in stitches.
Alternatively any thread started by convoy_cock is guaranteed to contain some hilarious posts - the one about training his kids to be mini squaddies produced some candidates for this thread, as did the squaddies trying to behave like normal people one.
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Yup they are getting a lot from a Mr A York in SW1A 1AA of LondonThey are engaged, a recorded message says" We cannot answer your call at this moment, your call is important to us, we are currently taking a call from the palace, please call back in 2 days, thank you"
I know.Someone wrote this a while ago.
"Please take this constructive criticism in the spirit in which it is given (purely malevolently that is) but I think you are cvnt of such cuntish magnitude that compared to you, dear old Mr Cunty Cuntington-Cvnt, lately of Cvnt House, Cvnt Street, Cuntsville, in the county of Cuntshire, Cuntland, was but a fvcking trainee."
I can't remember who it was directed to though.