What Is The British Army For? Asks Army Boss

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  1. CigarIsland

    CigarIsland Old-Salt

  2. Stagging on at major sporting events, carrying flags out at England football internationals, boosting sales of the Scum by alternately killing foreigners and daring to have a social life while they're in barracks and looking good in the background of politician's propaganda photos from 'the front line'.
     
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  3. Tobers

    Tobers Old-Salt

    For doing heroic things, they're all heroes don't you know.
     
  4. Manley

    Manley LE

    For getting shot of, if Cameroon and his muckers have their way, and proly Millipede and his drones as well.
     
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  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I'm not!
     
  6. Steven

    Steven LE

    Breaking things and hurting people.

    Same as it ever was.
     
  7. I wouldn't say "Hero" but I make a good brew.
     
  8. exbleep

    exbleep LE

    Well, if the CGS doesn't know, what fucking chance do the rest of us have?
     
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  9. Used to be windsurfing and maybe a bit of downhill skiing in my day.
     
  10. Clearing away snow?

    Covering for gaps in Olympic security plan?
     
  11. Biscuits_AB

    Biscuits_AB Guest


    You are. The way you handle travel claims is beyond the call of duty.
     
  12. Standing in indefinitely for competent objective-setting and strategically-minded foreign policy?

    If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.
     
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  13. Brick

    Brick LE

    Having to step in and handle things when the government fucks up or can't be arsed to do things properly?



    Interesting, thanks for posting that.
     
  14. Tobers

    Tobers Old-Salt

    Army: A body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats.

    That's from Josephus Daniels, some seppo cnut. It sounds about right.