What Is The British Army For? Asks Army Boss

Stagging on at major sporting events, carrying flags out at England football internationals, boosting sales of the Scum by alternately killing foreigners and daring to have a social life while they're in barracks and looking good in the background of politician's propaganda photos from 'the front line'.
For getting shot of, if Cameroon and his muckers have their way, and proly Millipede and his drones as well.
Breaking things and hurting people.

Same as it ever was.
Clearing away snow?

Covering for gaps in Olympic security plan?
Standing in indefinitely for competent objective-setting and strategically-minded foreign policy?

If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.
Army: A body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats.

That's from Josephus Daniels, some seppo cnut. It sounds about right.


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CGS is just practising the question for his successors as there won't be an army, just a Defence Force. So it will be important for CGS to be able to ask other nations who do have an army.
They're for providing services to Humanity.

By shagging all the munters !

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