what is the best wah youve ever known?

#1
i've scoured the site and found no dedicated 'wah' thread, so here's mine. i was carrying out a messier damper mod on a cvrt, which involves drilling the hull full of 20mm holes with a big shoulder mounted wolf drill. ear defenders were on, these things are noisy, and i get a tap on the shoulder.
i turn the drill off and remove my ear defenders and turn to the lad who has distracted me.
"what are you doing?" he asks
"drilling holes for the damper mod." i reply
"....wah"
it was simple and like taking candy from a baby.
recently i had a beauty where someone mentioned that there was a re-union for all of those who joined up in '95.
"what the dickens are they doing having a re-union?" i cast out,waiting.
"duh,it's only their 10th anniversary since joining up." one lad blurted, and mid-blurt he tried to put the anchors on but he was too committed.i had quite an audience as well which makes it all the sweeter!
 
#2
I'm sorry but I'm Irish and the local idiot round my village, what does "wah" mean? Does it just mean I couldn't give a twopenny fcuk or what?
 
#4
HavocIRL said:
I'm sorry but I'm Irish and the local idiot round my village, what does "wah" mean? Does it just mean I couldn't give a twopenny fcuk or what?


Quality wwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#5
Managed a quality one not so long back, one of the female clerks who lived in the block had been shopping, as she fought her way through the front door laden down with carrier bags from Tesco's i shouted hey N..... have you just been to Tesco's love, yes came her reply, wahhhh came mine, and a bemused look from her, she later told me that when she asked her boyfriend what i had meant by waaaahhhh, he asked if she was trying to waaahhhh him, this left her even more confused till he took pity on her and eventually told her.

Quality.
 
#6
The phone's pretty good.

"..hello, Adjutant".

"is that the Adjutant?"

"yes"

"wah...."

replace handset
 
#7
When I was across the water in '99. We were watching Kosovo kicking off on the telly while we were all sitting around in the hanger doing feck all. One of the guys who we were support staff for was chuntering about going back to his old unit (irish guards) and seeing some action. The blokes decided to stitch him up and got our scalies to arrange for a fake signal to get sent from HQNI to us requesting he rejoin his unit. Everyone was in on it and it worked a treat.

The bloke was convinced he was off 'to war' they had a leaving do for him and everything in the hanger much boozing and loads of bravado from the guy in question. the next day he gets in the lynx for the flight back to the UK. We all go outside and wave him off.
The pilots had been briefed to fly out over the sea then pretend to have trouble and make a return to Aldergrove. This gave us all time to knock up some 'welcome home our hero' banners and get formed up near the helipad ready for some industrial strength piss-taking.

What a fcuking beauty, he was absolutely hook line and sinker and it took about three hours to convince him it was all a wind up. Apparently he had finished with his missus and sold his car and everything.

Oh dear.

I dont know if this counts as a wahhh but its a good wind up all the same!
 

asr1

War Hero
#8
I was walking to the photocopier in the Sqn offices and the photocopy repair man was on his knees next to the copier surrounded by parts of the said machine with all the panels open and the feed trays on the floor.

Me: photocopier bust again is it?
Him: Yes.
Me: Waaah
Him: ???
 
#9
uk petrol prices set to rise in excess of £1...

...most uk petrol stations are unable to display prices in excess of 99.9p

...Waaah!
 
#10
Neil Kinnerk visits Palace Barracks Xmas 90. One of the lads walks up to him and asks

Soldier; Hi Sir are you leader of the Labour Party?

Kinnerk replies, Yes Son

Soldier, WAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kinnerk, looks confused.

Soldier spends 20 mins on the shell
 
#12
kennys-go-nad said:
Neil Kinnerk visits Palace Barracks Xmas 90. One of the lads walks up to him and asks

Soldier; Hi Sir are you leader of the Labour Party?

Kinnerk replies, Yes Son

Soldier, WAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kinnerk, looks confused.

Soldier spends 20 mins on the shell
Didn't some Para do that to Blair on TELIC in front of the Bn. "What party are you in", "New Labour", "wah".
 
#13
student_grant said:
When I was across the water in '99. .....while we were all sitting around in the hanger .....l. One of the guys who we were support staff for was chuntering about going back to his old unit (irish guards) and seeing some action.

I dont know if this counts as a wahhh but its a good wind up all the same!
no but it sounds like a classic walt story :twisted: "...I was drinking with Johnny Two Combs in the ops room and we decided to try and nick one of Slab Murphy's pigs from his farm....etc etc....We eventually got jimmy wheels and tommy bleep to drive us to XMG...."
 
#14
why don't you get down on my veiny repeater you cnut

I was relating the story of a quality wind up, how does that make me a walt????

Once saw my mate coming out of the block wearing full leathers carrying skid lid

Me: What are you up to mate

Him: I'm off for a ride on my bike

Me: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
 
#16
We were getting a tour around the Pegasus Bridge museum on a Battlefield Tour. The guy taking us around proudly explained that "the man who designed Pegasus bridge also designed another famous building in France. his name was Monsieur Eiffel" my mate jumped straight in and set him up with "What was that then?". Museum bloke now slightly confused. "Well....uh the Eiffel tower" Only two be greated with a chorus of "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

We managed to blag a tour in RAF Lakenheath. We were being shown around an F16 cockpit by the pilot and he was explaining what everything did. There was a great big yellow handle with eject writen on it.
Me"what does that handle do"
Pilot "its the ejector seat"
Me WAAAAAAAAAAAH" This was followed by an abrupt end to the tour and One very unhappy Major.
 
#17
moi: "Can I speak to Cpl X of the Recruit Staff please"
SPSI: " Son, this is the TA, what do the Cpls do on wednesdays?"
moi "ah"
SPSI "wahhhhhhhhh"
 
#20
Don't know about the best wah - its very subjective and well... you've got to be there. However when it comes to most long-distance Wah there can only be one winner....Yup... UK to Falklands.

"Hello Capt XXXXX speaking." "Are you in your office?" "...er.. yes" "what, at a desk?" "yes" "WAH!" <click>... Come on!

Admittedly its not the highest form of wit but you gotta love those 8,000 miles.

Anyone beaten that?
 
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