What is the best measure to stop riots in the UK?

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  1. Stop illigal immigration

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  2. Mass deportations of illegal immigrants

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  3. More jails.

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  4. Long terms in the jail for rioters

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  5. More rights to the police

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  6. All the above measures

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  7. More freedoms for immigrants (to loot supermarkets for example)

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  1. What are your propositions?
  2. Bombing Russia
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  3. Get rid of coal mines!
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  5. It is an interesting solution and 100% effective. Russia in turn would bomb the UK and as a result the pupulation would be eliminated along with rioters. And of course there would be no riots in the nuclear desert that was the UK previously.


    A guillotine is the best cure of dandruff.
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  7. Would clear the streets pretty fast, job done.
  8. [video=youtube;mBzNM5E4yu4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBzNM5E4yu4[/video]
  9. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

  10. What is the best measure to stop riots in London?

    Arrange an old firm match in London.
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  11. This might be a useful addition to the river police and much better than the namby pamby water cannons:

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  12. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    I expect the Met have already pulled the paper requesting additional funds and bobbies out of the filing cabinet and winging it round to Downing St.

    Reminds me. Almost 20 years ago I was sat on the board of a General Court Martial and the JAG said during a break that whenever a society or organisation contracts (this was Options for Change time) there is a concomitant rise in ill-discipline, absenteeism and fraud. He then gave numerous examples from the empires of recorded history.
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Three days of torrential rain.
  14. Borrow the French CRS. Sorted.
  15. “Our sovereign the Queen chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the act made in the first year of King George, for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God save the Queen.”


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