What Is The Beer Goggles Solution

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spent_case, Sep 3, 2009.

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  1. Happy days, I've found the cure to beer goggles. You simply strap one of these to your old chap, swallow the key and you're safe as houses.

  2. Do they do them in very large sizes? :D :D :D

  3. Why, do you have a 'friend'?
  4. And its cammed up too. Brilliant if you need to Flash on ops.
  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    What are you supposed to do - nail the housing to your groin? How the fcuk does it stay in place? Or is it a novelty 'glory hole/wall bum' interface aid?
  6. That would actually increase my chances of getting a shag....can you get them in pink?
  7. So have I, go ugly early! :wink:
  8. It could do with a wash - looks like there's a stray pube in there and the piss-slot looks a bit spaff-encrusted.
  9. You fcuking deviant, WTF were you looking for when you found that?
    Or did you just come across it? :D
  10. I've got a new wire brush, has to be next week before I service the car, unless you prefer oil and rust?

    Or brillo pad if you want, the ones with the soap already in.

    New age man me, just trying to please :)
  11. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Ah yes CB3000
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Bloody Two-Sheds! :D
  13. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

  14. Guilty as charged. Deviant to the core!
  15. With cammo they won't see you coming.

    Have you seen my coat and hat? Taxi!