What Is The Beer Goggles Solution

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spent_case, Sep 3, 2009.

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  1. Happy days, I've found the cure to beer goggles. You simply strap one of these to your old chap, swallow the key and you're safe as houses.

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  2. Do they do them in very large sizes? :D :D :D

    MsG
     
  3. Why, do you have a 'friend'?
     
  4. And its cammed up too. Brilliant if you need to Flash on ops.
     
  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    What are you supposed to do - nail the housing to your groin? How the fcuk does it stay in place? Or is it a novelty 'glory hole/wall bum' interface aid?
     
  6. That would actually increase my chances of getting a shag....can you get them in pink?
     
  7. So have I, go ugly early! :wink:
     
  8. It could do with a wash - looks like there's a stray pube in there and the piss-slot looks a bit spaff-encrusted.
     
  9. You fcuking deviant, WTF were you looking for when you found that?
    Or did you just come across it? :D
     
  10. I've got a new wire brush, has to be next week before I service the car, unless you prefer oil and rust?

    Or brillo pad if you want, the ones with the soap already in.

    New age man me, just trying to please :)
     
  11. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Ah yes CB3000
     
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)


    Bloody Two-Sheds! :D
     
  13. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator


    :wink:
     
  14. Guilty as charged. Deviant to the core!
     
  15. With cammo they won't see you coming.







    Have you seen my coat and hat? Taxi!