What is JPA?

#1
Hi,

I've been looking around the website trying to find out what exactly JPA is, what's it's purpose is in the Army and how long it's been in operation?

Could someone please help me with it?

I'm having a few problems with them myself.

Thanks,

Matt
 
#2
poor wah?
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
Which paper would this be used in?
 

mysteron

LE
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#4
Obviously not so IT savvy as your name suggests then:

GOOGLE, I just have and in less than 30 seconds got the answer to your question. Go look.
 
#5
To quote that great thespian Paul Calf

"Bag of Shite"
 
#9
It's a computer system made by The Muppets which means that it is not people friendly and fucks up everything you put on there.

It lies to you and is defo not your best friend.

Bag of Shite.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
The_Snail said:
It's a computer system made by The Muppets which means that it is not people friendly and fucks up everything you put on there.

It lies to you and is defo not your best friend.

Bag of Shite.

Why are you describing Mrs B&T Mk 1?
 
#11
Surely anyone even remotely affiliated with the Armed forces is aware of what JPA is, even if they have no fooking clue how that magic box in the office works!
 
#13
JPA. Just Plain Arrse. It is a terminalogy used in the forces to describe a bone job or bone system. Or a bone question to that fact.

The Nam had FUBAR, we have JPA!!
 
#14
kingburn_99 said:
Surely anyone even remotely affiliated with the Armed forces is aware of what JPA is, even if they have no fooking clue how that magic box in the office works!
You could always phone them up for 20 mins and then let them tell you to put an ISupport thing in, which is always dealt with within 10 working days.

10 working days? I doubt anyone of the Tiger Team have done 10 working days in their lives. They are probably sat up in Glasgow/Delhi playing Tetris.
 
#15
The_Snail said:
kingburn_99 said:
Surely anyone even remotely affiliated with the Armed forces is aware of what JPA is, even if they have no fooking clue how that magic box in the office works!
You could always phone them up for 20 mins and then let them tell you to put an ISupport thing in, which is always dealt with within 10 working days.

10 working days? I doubt anyone of the Tiger Team have done 10 working days in their lives. They are probably sat up in Glasgow/Delhi playing Tetris.
a bad works person always blames there tools
 
#16
kingburn_99 said:
Surely anyone even remotely affiliated with the Armed forces is aware of what JPA is, even if they have no fooking clue how that magic box in the office works!
It works? When did that happen?
 
#17
Sorry guys, obviously a bone moment there.

I'm due to start basic in a month, and my recruiter is having problems with them.

Seems like this is a common trait of the system - I have a better idea of what it is now :lol:
 
#18
The_Rattler said:
The_Snail said:
kingburn_99 said:
Surely anyone even remotely affiliated with the Armed forces is aware of what JPA is, even if they have no fooking clue how that magic box in the office works!
You could always phone them up for 20 mins and then let them tell you to put an ISupport thing in, which is always dealt with within 10 working days.

10 working days? I doubt anyone of the Tiger Team have done 10 working days in their lives. They are probably sat up in Glasgow/Delhi playing Tetris.
a bad works person always blames there tools
And a TOOL always blames the bad work person!
 
#19
The_Rattler said:
The_Snail said:
kingburn_99 said:
Surely anyone even remotely affiliated with the Armed forces is aware of what JPA is, even if they have no fooking clue how that magic box in the office works!
You could always phone them up for 20 mins and then let them tell you to put an ISupport thing in, which is always dealt with within 10 working days.

10 working days? I doubt anyone of the Tiger Team have done 10 working days in their lives. They are probably sat up in Glasgow/Delhi playing Tetris.
a bad works person always blames there tools
Oi sunshine, I might be shite at my job, but I am not as shite as JPA. It spells like you too, and is also as slow.
 
#20
ITMatt said:
Sorry guys, obviously a bone moment there.

I'm due to start basic in a month, and my recruiter is having problems with them.

Seems like this is a common trait of the system - I have a better idea of what it is now :lol:
Oh deary me... basic in a month.

Welcome to our world. :roll:
 
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