What is JPA?

Discussion in 'Army Pay, Claims & JPA' started by ITMatt, Jul 24, 2008.

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  1. Hi,

    I've been looking around the website trying to find out what exactly JPA is, what's it's purpose is in the Army and how long it's been in operation?

    Could someone please help me with it?

    I'm having a few problems with them myself.

    Thanks,

    Matt
     
  2. poor wah?
     
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Which paper would this be used in?
     
  4. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    Obviously not so IT savvy as your name suggests then:

    GOOGLE, I just have and in less than 30 seconds got the answer to your question. Go look.
     
  5. To quote that great thespian Paul Calf

    "Bag of Shite"
     
  6. Sorry, fellas, but this isn't a wah.

    If it's a big secret, feel free to PM me instead and delete the post as appropriate.
     
  7. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    well - feckin' google it!!!!
     
  8. A big secret you say??? Sssshhhh then!
     
  9. It's a computer system made by The Muppets which means that it is not people friendly and fucks up everything you put on there.

    It lies to you and is defo not your best friend.

    Bag of Shite.
     
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer


    Why are you describing Mrs B&T Mk 1?
     
  11. Surely anyone even remotely affiliated with the Armed forces is aware of what JPA is, even if they have no fooking clue how that magic box in the office works!
     
  12. Well I've been using it for quite a while now and I still don't know what it is.


    Or why we have it.
     
  13. JPA. Just Plain Arrse. It is a terminalogy used in the forces to describe a bone job or bone system. Or a bone question to that fact.

    The Nam had FUBAR, we have JPA!!
     
  14. You could always phone them up for 20 mins and then let them tell you to put an ISupport thing in, which is always dealt with within 10 working days.

    10 working days? I doubt anyone of the Tiger Team have done 10 working days in their lives. They are probably sat up in Glasgow/Delhi playing Tetris.
     
  15. a bad works person always blames there tools