What is it with Bridgend?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tawahi-50, Aug 23, 2009.

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  1. A-level-student-accused-killing-boyfriend-

    Seems her two previous boyfriends had hanged themselves;

    When asked by police how did the latest boy-friend get stabbed,
    she is alledged to have replied;

    "Well, he refused to put his head in the noose"

    (variation on the old 'poisoned mushrooms' joke) :)
  2. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Are you the return of the ESN Dwarf?

    I only ask as you appear to be neither big, nor, clever.
  3. If you can't take a joke you shouldn't have been born welsh, isn't that right Mr Taffy boy fingerz.
  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Checks header, Yep its the NAAFI and that is NAAFI bar humour.
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    I'm a Celt, you just chose the wrong nation, BTW it's "Mr_Fingerz". Oh it's "Welsh", initial capitalisation applies to nationalties as well as surnames.
  6. How on earth is any house in Bridgend worth £400k?
  7. The house comes with its own rope yard
  8. If anyone's allowed to slaughter the English language it's a Welshman!

    But to be fair Mr_Fingerz, this IS the NAAFI. Racism is 'allowed'...
  9. Albert Pierrepoint avoided the place.

    "Who would want to hang around there" - he exclaimed.
  10. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Well we all saw the henry cooper and Barry sheen ad,s everyone loves a Dope on a rope.
  11. Police also found the local ice cream man on the floor of his van. He was covered in whipped cream, strawberry sauce, hundreds and thousands, choc sprinkles and a flake. Apparently he topped himself

    "I'm here all week"

  12. It's all down to depressive ice cream in Bridgend,

    Yippee it's Mr. Whippy, oh hell it's Tonibell, oh balls it's Walls.
  13. Its all to do with the strength of the roof beams apparently, you always find people hanging around testing them :oops:
  14. What is it with Bridgend?

    At a guess i would say that it's a depressing shithole.
  15. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Yeah, seconded. Who the fcuk would voluntarily admit to coming from that inbred, sh1thole 'swingers' paradise? They obviously got bored with not having a hanging for a while, so this dozy bitch decided to make her own headlines.