What is it about women in mini kilts...

[Airfix]

... that makes them sooo hot!

[align=center]Ode on a Tartan Mini-Skirt

Thou hallowed threads laid side by side in Tartan,
Salmon hued, and blue, thou swinging veil
Of paradise. A paradox! Thy curtain
Lowered now, what wonders doth reveal!
Summer's fires fled, yet here banked fire
Glows like Autumn stars ‘neath pleated cover.
Strip this husk! Late harvest let’s complete!
As leaves now blush and tumble in the air,
Fall skirt! And yield the ripe bush clover,
The full-juiced apple, the swollen berry sweet! [/align]

 

[AnotherDay]

Even better when combined with FMBs

 

[smudge67]

What is it about women with my fist up their arrse??!

What a dull thread.

 

[Airfix]

Even better when combined with FMBs

 

[Airfix]

What is it about women with my fist up their arrse and my head up my own??!

What another fantastic thread

 

[AnotherDay]

Thanks airfix, the fun police here prevented me from looking that one up.

 

[smudge67]

What is it about women with my fist up their arrse and my head up my own??!

What another wank thread

 

[Lexx_valentine]

That picture sort of answers the question really..

 

[Airfix]

What is it about women with my fist up their arrse and my head up my own??!

What another * thread

Give it time, Smudge mate, give it time.... you know you want some kiltie porn to brighten up your miserable English life...

 

[BrunoNoMedals]

I f*cking LOVE tartan mini-skirts... they really show off my legs





Seriously, though, nothing gets me going like the sight of a fine young filly in a tiny tartan skirt. Instant throbber (which is usually a struggle ). Current (and hopefully lasting) missus doesn't own a single one, which is something I may have to rectify soon. Last one had about 4, and wore them at least 3 times a week. Giggidy f*cking goo.

I think my obsession (I'm sure you've noticed it IS an obsession by now) really started about 5 years ago, one cold and breezy winter's eve when I was stuck on a late shift pushing trollies around a car park. Absolute stunner, probably only 17, walks past me with a brolley in one hand, using the other to hold down as much of her skirt as possible. It blatantly wasn't enough as the second she walked past me the Good Lord Himself saw fit to send a mighty gust of wind that revealed a tremendous arrse in all its glory.

Thinking my night wouldn't get much better, I met some mates and wandered into Manchester for a few bevvies. Walking up to Sports Bar we were about 20 yards behind three more lovely young things, all also wearing TMSs (tartan miniskirts ). Yet again, with brollies taking up one hand and Blue WKDs preventing common sense, another blast from the Big Man revealed one zebra-skin, one red and one pink thong in turn. I was pitching a tent for the rest of the night after that.







Yeah, they're not bad.

 

[Father_Gundulph]

Have to agree airfix, however i think the sample in your picture is rather too long for my liking. (Apparently it has something to do with being "a colossal perv.")

Posted is a picture of what the ideal maximum length should be - although the colour leaves much to be desired... I still would though!

P.S

Tartan mini skirt avec FMB's... Very good combination!

 

[BrunoNoMedals]

Oh, and to add that my rug-munching housemate kindly informed me a month or so back that TMSs are very much back in fashion for the coming year. Expect to see even more than usual

 

[TheBigUn]

I'm going to enjoy this thread............

Nice one Airfix

 

[old_fat_and_hairy]

Great thing is, gives an illusion of being able to screw the Scots. After all, they have been doing it to us for years.

 

[Airfix]

I'm going to enjoy this thread............

Nice one Airfix

I was inspired by you 'Women and boots' thread...

 

[Airfix]

I f*cking LOVE tartan mini-skirts... they really show off my legs





Seriously, though, nothing gets me going like the sight of a fine young filly in a tiny tartan skirt. Instant throbber (which is usually a struggle ). Current (and hopefully lasting) missus doesn't own a single one, which is something I may have to rectify soon. Last one had about 4, and wore them at least 3 times a week. Giggidy f*cking goo.

I think my obsession (I'm sure you've noticed it IS an obsession by now) really started about 5 years ago, one cold and breezy winter's eve when I was stuck on a late shift pushing trollies around a car park. Absolute stunner, probably only 17, walks past me with a brolley in one hand, using the other to hold down as much of her skirt as possible. It blatantly wasn't enough as the second she walked past me the Good Lord Himself saw fit to send a mighty gust of wind that revealed a tremendous arrse in all its glory.

Thinking my night wouldn't get much better, I met some mates and wandered into Manchester for a few bevvies. Walking up to Sports Bar we were about 20 yards behind three more lovely young things, all also wearing TMSs (tartan miniskirts ). Yet again, with brollies taking up one hand and Blue WKDs preventing common sense, another blast from the Big Man revealed one zebra-skin, one red and one pink thong in turn. I was pitching a tent for the rest of the night after that.







Yeah, they're not bad.

Just for you...

 

[T.F.R]

nice

 

[T.F.R]

that would have been soooo much better if it were bigger

 

[AnotherDay]

Airfix, nice one looks like you have really started something here

 

[T.F.R]

get it up yea