what is gay?

To quote a band from the NW:

He went to bed dead early, for holding hands with girlies
He tried to get dead thin, he worked out in a gym
That's gay, fooooking hell, That's gay, fooooking hell, That's gay!

"My other car's a porsche" he wears boxer shorts
Got an earring in his ear, he takes it up the rear
That's gay, fooooking hell, That's gay, fooooking hell, That's gay!


Forever smoking hemp, he wears deoderant
Dresses like a ponce, his hair is all bouffont
That's gay, fooooking hell, That's gay, fooooking hell, That's gay!

However, Miriam every time! :D
 
Hmmm, most attractive - neither... although if I *had* to shag one, it would be the lass at the bottom, as she still has her real female bits (read about "her" in a magazine years ago)
 
Decisions decisions..............
To be fair, Id be after miriam like a rat up a drainpipe, if I did not know it was a male.
However if it came down to a choice of who to offer a pearl necklace to..
Definately miriam everytime. After all It would be a darn site easier to pretend with that one.
Anyway, its only gay if your a reciever :lol: :D
 
I would do 'em both. Been a fantasy of mine since...well... since I did it the first time.
 
i would do the one on the top as she backscuttled the bottom one!!
 
buggrit said:
Definitely Miriam, just do her up the wrong un if the meat and veg is still there.
and give her a reach round in true engineer fashion???? Or is that just a 59 thing!
 
I remember seeing 'There's something about Miriam' on TV, I always wondered how he could wear a bikini without any of the guys noticing that something was amiss.
 
After deep thought about both of them.............................................................................................................................................................................................................I've paid for worse
 
meiktilaman said:
buggrit said:
Definitely Miriam, just do her up the wrong un if the meat and veg is still there.
and give her a reach round in true engineer fashion???? Or is that just a 59 thing!
Class pure Class....

Miriam deffo assuming The cocks in a jar at the side of the bed. Like the fibrous lump they cut off my leg 3 years ago. A great conversation piece on the dinner table.
 
buggrit said:
Definitely Miriam, just do her up the wrong un if the meat and veg is still there.
Definitely 59 mate :wink: Ive heard it's 2x40 min lessons on the reacharound 8O
 
buggrit said:
buggrit said:
Definitely Miriam, just do her up the wrong un if the meat and veg is still there.
Definitely 59 mate :wink: Ive heard it's 2x40 min lessons on the reacharound 8O
Taken well good effort mate!
 

Mazur_UK

War Hero
I'd go for Miriam.

What would you do if Miriam still had her/his co*k attached and the bloke still had a pussy?
 
suits_U said:
I believe the 'blokes' lady bits are still there
Standing by to be corrected
No, you're right I also read about shim in a magazine at my tattoo parlour of all places. s/he still likes getting her pu$$y licked and played with by both males and females!! 8O
 
Hmm how very strange.
I still wouldnt though, looks far too man like, the fact that she has lady bit matters not at all.
 

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