What is foreplay?

#1
What is FOREPLAY?


1. The loving before the shoving

2. The petting before the getting

3. BULLSHIT!

4 .The licking before the pricking

5. The stroking before the poking

6. The procrastination & masturbation preceding penetration

7. The lingering and the fingering

8. A premature ejaculators nightmare!

9. Unnecessary with barn animals
 

mysteron

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#2
Oxford English Dictionary definition:

Foreplay - adj; Two pints of lager, a pack of pork scratchings and your parter saying "Wanna F*ck?
 
#5
mysteron said:
Oxford English Dictionary definition:

Foreplay - adj; Two pints of lager, a pack of pork scratchings and your parter saying "Wanna F*ck?
Its Guinness actually, and two packets of pork scratchings.
 
#6
Fore play is the act of waking her up first preferable by slapping your c*ck off her head
 
#7
Greengrass said:
Fore play is the act of waking her up first preferable by slapping your c*ck off her head
Alternatively, try and brush her hair with it. I find that SO attractive......
 
#10
I'd much rather a bucket of foreplay than a spud sometimes.... So long as the foreplay includes getting my helmet slurped on...
 
#11
shortfuse said:
arent they a boring coffee table "rock" band who's lead singer is going out with gwyneth paltrow?

oh , sorry that's coldplay.
PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hate Coldplay.
 
#12
Dale the snail said:
shortfuse said:
arent they a boring coffee table "rock" band who's lead singer is going out with gwyneth paltrow?

oh , sorry that's coldplay.
PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hate Coldplay.
But you love fore play
 
#14
i like to take a woman back, run her a nice bath (they usualy need it, i live at the top of a 20 storey tower block and the lifts broken), throw a few rose petals on the water, garlic works just as well, put a bit of music on, a bit of military band music, get her a nice drink, a bit of rat pack screech or hot chocolate and finaly, get her in the mood with a couple of chapters of bravo two zero.
 
#16
Foreplay = the sucking mechanism by which women extract diamond rings.
 
#17
Damn, thats where i've been going wrong all this time. Always thought foreplay was getting slaughtered down the nightclub before taking her into the car park for a good old banging session!!!
 
#18
TankiesYank said:
Foreplay = the sucking mechanism by which women extract diamond rings.
LOL thats a new one on me but SOOOO true.

JJ
 
#19
Resting your pint on her head while she nosh's, but only if she doesnt spill a drop, of both pint and ....
 
#20
Greengrass said:
Dale the snail said:
shortfuse said:
arent they a boring coffee table "rock" band who's lead singer is going out with gwyneth paltrow?

oh , sorry that's coldplay.
PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hate Coldplay.
But you love fore play
If foreplay involves "Are you going to eat all those Bombay Potatos?" Then yes.
 
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