What is foreplay?

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  1. What is FOREPLAY?


    1. The loving before the shoving

    2. The petting before the getting

    3. BULLSHIT!

    4 .The licking before the pricking

    5. The stroking before the poking

    6. The procrastination & masturbation preceding penetration

    7. The lingering and the fingering

    8. A premature ejaculators nightmare!

    9. Unnecessary with barn animals
     
  2. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    Oxford English Dictionary definition:

    Foreplay - adj; Two pints of lager, a pack of pork scratchings and your parter saying "Wanna F*ck?
     
  3. Wots foreplay??

    Is that when you tell her your coming???
     
  4. Pre-marital
     
  5. Its Guinness actually, and two packets of pork scratchings.
     
  6. Fore play is the act of waking her up first preferable by slapping your c*ck off her head
     
  7. Alternatively, try and brush her hair with it. I find that SO attractive......
     
  8. Inviting her to join you in the bus shelter :lol:
     
  9. arent they a boring coffee table "rock" band who's lead singer is going out with gwyneth paltrow?

    oh , sorry that's coldplay.
     
  10. I'd much rather a bucket of foreplay than a spud sometimes.... So long as the foreplay includes getting my helmet slurped on...
     
  11. PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I hate Coldplay.
     
  12. But you love fore play
     
  13. Always thought it was

    " Brace yourself Love i'm going in " :D :D
     
  14. i like to take a woman back, run her a nice bath (they usualy need it, i live at the top of a 20 storey tower block and the lifts broken), throw a few rose petals on the water, garlic works just as well, put a bit of music on, a bit of military band music, get her a nice drink, a bit of rat pack screech or hot chocolate and finaly, get her in the mood with a couple of chapters of bravo two zero.
     
  15. Australian Foreplay......................You awake Sheila?