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What is foreplay?

#1
What is FOREPLAY?


1. The loving before the shoving

2. The petting before the getting

3. BULLSHIT!

4 .The licking before the pricking

5. The stroking before the poking

6. The procrastination & masturbation preceding penetration

7. The lingering and the fingering

8. A premature ejaculators nightmare!

9. Unnecessary with barn animals
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
Oxford English Dictionary definition:

Foreplay - adj; Two pints of lager, a pack of pork scratchings and your parter saying "Wanna F*ck?
 
#14
i like to take a woman back, run her a nice bath (they usualy need it, i live at the top of a 20 storey tower block and the lifts broken), throw a few rose petals on the water, garlic works just as well, put a bit of music on, a bit of military band music, get her a nice drink, a bit of rat pack screech or hot chocolate and finaly, get her in the mood with a couple of chapters of bravo two zero.
 
#17
Damn, thats where i've been going wrong all this time. Always thought foreplay was getting slaughtered down the nightclub before taking her into the car park for a good old banging session!!!
 

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