What is always funny? What jokes, one liners or situations do you hear or experience, that despite countless repetition, remain funny. In my local, the seafood guy has been coming in every Friday night for years. Without fail, as soon as he walks in, Smelly Babs shouts from the corner "Show us yer mussels" and is quickly followed by her friend Marjorie who chimes in with "Have you got any crabs on ya, co-ck?" For some reason, this continues to amuse me despite the fact that I have heard the joke at least 520 times. On a similar note and in the same pub, there is a jaded old lag called Henry. Every time the last orders bell rings, he jumps up for a laugh and starts shadow boxing. This also makes me smile every time. A quick straw poll around the office, revealed that the things that continue to raise a laugh despite endless exposure are, Chimps eating the sh-it out of one anothers arrses at Chester zoo. Upon viewing an ambulance sailing past at full speed mit sirens, making the comment "He'll never sell any fcuking ice cream going at that speed." Making a parping sound whenever somebody bends down in your vicinity. Do any fellow arrsers know of similar occurrences of this odd phenomenon?