what is a pen*s

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  1. janet and jane were walking home from school 1 day and the see "PENIS" written on a wall.
    i wonder what that means asks janet ?
    i know i'll ask my dad when i get homes says jane

    when jane gets home here dad in watching TV
    Dad shes says i was walking home from school with janet and we saw the word "PENIS" written on a wall as we don't know what it means could you tell me.

    Sure says her dad..... whips out his old man and proudly declares this my sweet is a "PENIS".
    Thanks dad she replies and gets on with her homework.

    on the way to school the next day janet asks jane .. did you find out what PENIS meant??

    Yes she replies ...... it's like a c*ck but smaller !!!!
  2. oldie but goldie